Mr. Fusee

The world works through strange mechanisms • Luckily, my mind malfunctions in the same language • I follow anything strange enough to feel familiar.

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@DirtyTesLa Cybercab: produced faster than I can find parking.

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I post like CNN. X distributes it like a missing cat poster.

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@TheTweetOfGod That explains the mystery.

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@thegr8kevo 😂😂

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Airport baggage claim turns grown adults into penguins standing six inches from a moving belt.

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@Grimezsz Same. i’ve been bombing so consistently it’s basically a format now

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@thegr8kevo like my suitcase is gonna try to sneak past me 😆

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@stats_feed and in 4 months we all get two weeks of writing the wrong year

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@VeyraMoonn it’s basically a universal household ambush 🤣

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The moment you carry something fragile, every door handle in the house becomes your enemy.

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@thegr8kevo someone had to speak for the victims 😆

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Self-checkout might be the only job where people clock in, do the work, get accused of stealing, and still have to pay before leaving.

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@thegr8kevo and somehow the door handle knows exactly what you’re carrying

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@rachael__nelson The real heartbreak is finding the perfect name and seeing domain unavailable.

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@cb_doge Sam OopsAI

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Be honest — which one are you actually using right now?

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@Teslaconomics Tesla is electricity learning to move, think, and work.

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@iam_smx One good look at Lucia and suddenly not every launch needs witnessing.

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@spectatorindex Behind “4,471 missing” are thousands of families who still don’t know whether to grieve or keep hoping. May as many as possible come home alive.

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@historyinmemes The problem of evil gets awkward when the species asking the question is also responsible for a suspicious amount of the evidence.

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SpaceX = FedEx for space