Herbert Garisson

I'm a fag and prouf of it #fag
Rick 𝄟⃝💞
#southamericarp

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Sharon_MarshSP @iamtherealsta That's ancient history, he didn't appreciate me for who I really was, all he wanted were dicks...

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@iamtherealsta @Sharon_MarshSP My boyfriend did WHAT?

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

Does anyone on this website know a way to get an erection more easily? #southamerica

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Rick_RPSP PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE, THAT'LL MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME TO GET AN ERECTION 😡

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Rick_RPSP My little Ricky, don't say that here, come on😭
And, um, yeah, it happens to all men, too, just a little technical issue there, sweetie!

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

Thank goodness there aren't any e-bikes in South America anymore! 🙏
#southamerica

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Sharon_MarshSP OH
Um
My phone had a technical issue, I didn't write that!

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Rick_RPSP It was just a little misunderstanding, you're the one I love!

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Rick_RPSP I love you too my Ricky 💕

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Sharon_MarshSP @iamtherealsta I hadn't even noticed that Stan had his phone in class, if I see him with it again, he'll get an hour of after-school detention! 😠

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

Eric keeps talking pure bullshit in his presentations, like always 💀#southpark

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Sharon_MarshSP That's a mistake, Ms. Marsh
It's true, he wasn't my boyfriend, BUT It was to show the other kids what not to do with sandwiches—nothing weird, you know!
And that child was completely consenting!
(I hope my Ricky doesn't see this tweet 🥀)

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

I just started class my bitches students are reading poem they think I gaf 🤣 #southpark

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

I created a new Twitter account, I really need to move on for good. My past self was awful, I'm a new man now!

[Herbert Garisson @Mr_GarrisonSP]

@Sharon_MarshSP So what?
Why shouldn't I be allowed to do that? 🤨
I'm in my classroom and I'm the one who makes the decisions, and the school rules don't say you can't shove turd sandwiches up your boyfriend's ass.