Sir Carton Aqua

Die once and live forever

[𓂀 𝕋��𝔸ℍ 𓂀 @TeahCartel]

@hecubian_devil Radical? Try fucking honest.

[Macklemore @macklemore]

fucked up.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The day you fuckers decided to ignore Jared Kushner's $2 billion from the Saudis, Ivanka's trademarks from China, and put an insurrection-inciting convicted felon back into the White House, is the day we stopped giving a shit about any "moral high ground."

I hope President Biden takes his "presidential immunity" out for a fucking spin.

[𝔼𝕝𝕠𝕟 𝕋𝕣𝕦𝕞𝕡 @swskaggs]

@TristanSnell Coward is afraid to debate.

[Sir Carton Aqua @Mr_Grubby]

@donttrythis Love the shirt. Based af Adam

[Max @maxmoefoe]

✨🌸🌻🌹Got married🥀🌷🌼✨

[Brandon Sanderson @BrandSanderson]

Yes, we've had first prologue but what about second prologue?

[The Sigma Female 🔆 @The_sigma_fem]

What did she mean by this

[Hunter 🎮 @NextGenPlayer]

Baldur’s Gate 3 is the highest-rated #PS5 game of all time at 97% 🔥🔥

It beat Elden Ring at 96%

See more: https://t.co/TJrL25r6Tx

[Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck]

Everyone playing Baldur's Gate 3. Congratulations! You now know how to play tabletop D&D. Continue the adventure.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Thanks to the Inflation Reduction Act, we capped the cost of insulin for seniors at $35 a month.

MAGA Republicans want to repeal it.

[Baldur's Gate 3 @baldursgate3]

Hi, Larian legal here again. With launch day tomorrow, we've taken the time to have our special leave notice translated.

Baldur's Gate 3 transcends language, and it's only fair your boss understands that.

https://t.co/tGRfoGr8oX

[Mrs. Box Water @greatmaddie13]

If you’re going to groom a 17 year old and then not let her hang out with her friends because they are children, maybe that should be a hint that you’re dating a child.

[ethan @ethannestor]

thank you for listening to our podcast 🥹🫶

[ethan @ethannestor]

“Jacksepticeye and CrankGameplays top Joe Rogan”

[Sir Carton Aqua @Mr_Grubby]

@CrankGameplays SO PROUD

[Sir Carton Aqua @Mr_Grubby]

@markiplier @LordMinion777 @muyskerm please please do some guided meditation. The last @DistractibleUD episode had me more calm than I anticipated. Even with the laughter in between 😂

[Sir Carton Aqua @Mr_Grubby]

Eating a chicken win in one bite is kinda sus
Like, how can you suck the meat off a bone that well 👁👄👁