Jacob Simmons

Co-host and editor of @BadThingsPod. I have a film masters and I haven’t seen Jaws or Chicken Run. Writey bits here - @Jacob_Writes

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@JoshuaTDavis_ I initially read this as “cheese and onion sandwich flavoured crisps” and got excited

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You know what I’d never had before today?

A Cheese and onion sandwich.

You know what I now can’t get enough of?

Cheese and onion sandwiches.

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@JoshuaTDavis_ You lie

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I just went from listening to Wet Wet Wet to listening to Wet Leg by total accident

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That was in Bloemfontein, not Port Elizabeth. I’m furious

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Been gaslit my whole trip to South Africa thinking I’ve been staying where England lost to Germany in 2010

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WHY ARE THERE SWANS????? #PowerOfTheSwan

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Never have I had so many questions over one image

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My latest article for @whatculture is here!

In a slightly morbid list, I rank every death in The Simpsons (there's more than you think!).

Some obvious ones towards the top, but which one do you think is first?

https://t.co/pX8TqOtqXy

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There is absolutely water leaking into this bus THROUGH THE LIGHTS. It was nice knowing you all…

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The cinema I’m in played a trailer for #TheBatman and then immediately followed it with a trailer for #Morbius.

Clearly the expected hatred for bats after they caused Covid has not materialised.

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Just booked into see West Side Story and Belfast back to back. My bum hurts already

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@24hoursayear *withdraws previous tweet*

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@24hoursayear Is this WriterDuet?

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I was well up for this until I saw Seth Rogen was in it #chipndalerescuerangers

https://t.co/VA5oN8jdlk

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@Dannnooo_ Campus kitchen anyone?

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Stupid game

Wordle 240 6/6

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Yes I am addicted now

Wordle 238 3/6

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Not bad for a first go

Wordle 236 4/6

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I did another video game list! Check it out!

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It's another me-written video by @TeamTripleJump!

This was a lot of fun to research and dug up some super weird entries. Big thanks to @ThatPeterAustin for his voice and to @TheCameraFella for his editing work.

Go check it out!

https://t.co/eugReK2i9l