Eric Mason

Dad and husband not-quite-silently struggling with the problem of conservative masculinity in the new world.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

@Sling why is this trash on my Roku? Biased much?

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

@scottreyes That's what I'm saying! The whole Earth needs to take a chill pill.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

If Twitter isn't content with being weaponized they need to install a feature that lets you limit how far back your tweets are available for all to see. Interesting to see how their platform is literally ruining lives.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

@theryangeorge @ChrisEvans Eeehhhhhh let's just see film related content, there's already a Filmdrunk around here somewhere. You guys produce comedy of the highest quality.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

Gaw

[Coach Kirby Smart @KirbySmartUGA]

And that is what being a DAWG is all about

[THE AQUABATS! @TheAquabats]

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[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

People are more afraid of chemicals than bacteria and viruses... Chemicals are flushed from your system, microbes move in and start a family.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

My wife's on this kick where she's buying all-natural cleaners that only succeed in changing the smell of a stain. She says it's non toxic, SO HOW'S IT KILL THE GERMS??

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

@AshleyFrascaWSB Oh my goodness we were just talking about this. "This window on my vehicle stands in memory of our beloved Mee-Maw Frasca"

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

Thanks for a fantastic night @SunTrustPark and @Braves Google Maps #OnGoogleMaps

https://t.co/FMZUVU9Zdf

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

The eyes may be the windows to the soul but the wiener is definitely the doorknob.

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

NEW RULE: Everyone okay with NFL players kneeling during the national anthem has to work on Memorial Day.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

Imagine what the service at drive throughs would be like if you paid AFTER receiving your food.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

Disgusting. Spotify Partners with the Southern Poverty Law Center to Purge 'Hate Content' from Its Music https://t.co/rnh8VwuUKN

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

Oh good, I was feeling like cancelling Netflix anyway. https://t.co/5Ta9eEdoUI

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

If you're a Caucasian activist who spent any part of this past week outraged by cultural appropriation, please don't spend any part of tomorrow getting drunk with friends at a Cinco de Mayo party.

[Trent Smallwood @SmallwoodTrent]

Baker Mayfield hands off to Nick Chubb will take some time to get used to.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

I'll choose my reputation over profit every single time.

[Eric Mason @Mr_Mase_Face]

I'm tired of being responsible for solving other people's problems while ignoring or postpoing solving mine.