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Waiting for Ms Mime...

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

My shoes definately need some bells.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

Ash's Mom is back from Pallet Market. Bought me two aprons. One says Pokehousewife and the other says Mr Mine...they're both hot pink... fml

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

How do i get this makeup off?

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@moltres I only know confusion D; I hit mysrlf in confusion.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@moltres I learned how to clean once....I curse those days...

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Victreebel Your mouth makes a great bin bag

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

Found some guy, Giovanni's wallet on the locker in Ms.Kethcum's bed. Had a condom in it, made a tiny hole with a tic-tac, and put it back

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Koffing Ms. Ketchim thinks its funny to sludgestomp my face iafter I'm done fertilising the garden with it.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

Why is every room in this fucking house yellow?

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@BrotherOfSlow Hey does shellder eat your shit up good? It would be handy for Ash's hangover beer shits that clog up the can.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

Found Ms. Ketchum's double ended dildo.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Shelgon I share this feeling. I have not been free since I was taken from the circus and sold into slavery by Blaine the Gym Master.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@drowzee_ I sometimes find a bit of rope under the couch. But it's never enough to hang myself.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@MISSINGNO_ Never learned to surf. The closest i get to water is my dog bowl. doing the dishes in the sink, or when Ms. Ketchum pisses on me

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Ketchum_France You never told me you were going on holiday. You never take Mr.Mime on holiday. There is nor enough food for Mr. Mime..aaaah

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@drowzee_ all I do is work all day and you just fucking lay around. I even dress to entertain, you're just a droopnosed cunt.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Sentret come closer to the window ledge. Mime can't leave the house but he wants to touch your furry tail.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Shelgon You can fly? Mr. Mime wishes he could fly away from this horrible place. Fuck Mime Life.

[Mr. @Mr_Mime]

@Tropius Can't, Ash's Mom locked the door and told me to make a mess and clean it up again so I could eternally clean this fucking house.