Slippy Bippy

A friendly mass of macromolecules that likes to ramble and purchase stationary supplies.

[Slippy Bippy @Mr_Muchness]

@midgetmoxie Scooby Doo

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

In the rugged and rocky terrains of the Zagros mountains in Iran, a remarkable predator roams, known as the spider-tailed horned viper

Look at its tail,

the tip resembles the shape of a spider, but not only that it moves just like a spider, and used as a hunting tool to lure insectivorous birds

📹 Michael Vescio, IG viperbreeder

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@TheMekon_Venus Scooby Doo

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@Psychic_Driving This is so dope!!!

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All shirts should have a pocket.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nation’s Top Pseudoscientists Harness High-Energy Quartz Crystal Capable Of Reversing Effects Of Being Gemini https://t.co/H3MWOLJ9yk

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@ShannonStamey I don’t always have a sweet tooth but ice cream and sour patch kids are dangerously satisfying XD

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Haven’t seen you at church in a while, why is that?

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@ShannonStamey Here me out. Adopt enough kittens to occupy a garden-variety child’s outfit and just say that’s your kid. Training the kittens to work in unison to behave as a single entity might be challenging but I think this will work!

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Don’t get married. Don’t produce progeny. Easy fix to this dilemma.

[H. Pearl Davis @pearlythingz]

Getting divorced should be illegal and I’ll stand on this hill. You should work it out point blank period. It’s not about you anymore it’s about your children

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@Danny07077566 Fargo, the TV series (on Hulu). The 1996 film it’s based on is also extraordinarily good ;)

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What tv show did you fall in love with instantly?

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@Psychic_Driving This is so dope!

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Okay I want one. I’ll admit that. But if a miniature bolt were to launch into, say, my personal eyeballs, would the damage done be simulated? @zemmoshop #occularfluidoozingoutmyeyeballs

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@garethlpowell Spider-Man will fix it.

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@Danny07077566 *spits out profuse amounts of milk from the cartoonish glass I’m using as a colloidal vessel* OH MY GOOOOOD!!! *Goes back to fridge to reclaim more milk*

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@BranwenOShea The automotive egg.

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@HayleyReeseChow Hazel? I’m no expert on color theory

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Short story collections are better than novels. I dare you to change my mind.

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@Followingtom I don’t know the context but I’m a wiggly guy. Jiggly too, at times….