Patrick Harris

Avid Indoorsman.

I plan on living forever...so far so good

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

“And every four years, we will have suburban housewives in Pennsylvania choose a new president.”

“Just Pennsylvania, sir?”

“And Wisconsin and Michigan. And maybe Arizona, as a treat.”

“No one else can vote, sir?”

“They can vote but it won’t matter.”

[Patrick Harris @Mr_Mudcat]

@CB_in_Parkston Go Kernels!

[Jack Carr @JackCarrUSA]

This has to be the longest standing ovation for anyone or anything I have ever witnessed.

4000 high school students in Normandy, France standing to honor our World War II veterans.

This area in northern France has not forgotten the events of 80 years ago.

Honored and humbled beyond words to be here with my daughter volunteering with the @bestdefense_ supporting their mission to “take care of the ones who took care of us” assisting World War II veterans as they return to the sand and soil on which they fought.

[Ted Glover @purplebuckeye]

The 1st Minnesota suffered an 82% casualty rate at Gettysburg in FIVE MINUTES capturing that flag, the highest of any single regiment in the entire war, while saving the entire Union line, and quite possibly the Union itself, and that is not hyperbole.

That is still the highest casualty rate for the U.S. Army for a single unit. The fuck if Virginia will ever get their goddamn flag back.

If you ever go to Gettysburg, stand where they stood, knowing what they were ordered to do, and realize ‘not a man wavered’, according to the regimental commander, Col Colvill…you shake your head, get a lump in your throat, and thank God men like did that for us.

https://t.co/iKlEaMGbFj

[Archive: Senator Jon Tester @SenatorTester]

This is outrageous. The head of Customs and Border Protection says we have the tech to stop fentanyl, but it can’t be installed because Mitch McConnell blocked the funding needed to install it.

Congress needs to stop the games and pass the bipartisan border security bill now.

[Laura Burkhardt @LauraAnnSTL]

It took the Uvalde police 7 seconds to have a grieving father, who’s demanding change, in handcuffs for saying “fuck.”

It took them 77 minutes to enter a classroom where 9 children were shot and dying, including Brett’s son. Shameful.

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

My final message of today. The year Jaime was killed, her dance team kept her space in the routine. That empty chair was Jaime's spot. Just imagine your child in the empty chair. If you don't want this preventable carnage to continue, VOTE IN 24 FOR GUN VIOLENCE PREVENTION.

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

Mike Johnson: No Ukraine $ without border security
Johnson also: No Ukraine $ with border security

Mike Johnson: Congress doesn't have to address border
Johnson also: Congress must address border

Mike Johnson: The Senate must act
Johnson also: I don't care what the Senate does

[ArgusLeader911 @Argus911]

South Dakota lawmakers kill 2nd attempt to pay for school lunches for families in need https://t.co/1PSZNmIPvg

[Acyn @Acyn]

Roy: I saw Trump make that allegation on one of his social media posts. All a president has to do is declare the border is closed, and it's closed. Well, with all due respect, that didn't happen in 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020. There were millions that came in during those years

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

GOP Sen. Lankford: A top Republican told me that if I try to move a bill that solves the border crisis during this election year, he will do whatever he can to destroy me. He said, ‘I do not want you to solve this during the presidential election’

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

And wore his Bears jersey to the White House in one of the all-time legendary baller moves.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Question: You're Trump or part of the far right and you're having trouble with women voters, is there a worse strategy than attacking Taylor Swift?

Carville: I think most of these people are sexually inadequate, there is nothing strategic about something that stupid

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

There we have it. Republican member of Congress Troy Nehls just said point-blank: “Congress doesn’t have to do anything to secure our southern border...Why would I help Joe Biden?" Stop pretending like they care. They don't. It's all for Trump & politics. Beneath contempt.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump, who left office with the worst jobs record since the Great Depression, claims he was creating jobs when he was president

Fact check: Job creation in every year under President Biden has been higher than job creation in ANY year under Donald Trump

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @CalebFC18]

DK METCALF MADE THE PROBOWL OVER DJ MOORE?!?!?!

EXPLAIN!!!!!! @NFL

[Patrick Harris @Mr_Mudcat]

@highbrow_nobrow Dumbest thing I've heard today

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If the Democrats are so strategic, so powerful and so smart they were able to steal an election, fake an insurrection and manufacture the ascension of a pop star, all while giving us healthcare & broadband, why would anyone ever vote for Republicans?

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

One of Robert Oppenheimer's most famous quotes “Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds”

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Bartolo Colón swung at 610 pitches during his big league career and his helmet stayed on for only 27 of them. It's a MLB record that will never be broken.