Mr. Oinkers

Just a (not so) average pig livin' the dream. I'm very famous.

[Mr. Oinkers @Mr_Oinkers]

It’s been a while my dudes.

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Someone on the plane offered me a ham sandwich. This is why I don't fly commercial.

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Snort

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I can't get any espresso out of my machine. It's freaking broken.

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I'm a little salty rn.

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Little did I know.... https://t.co/jkzfxsaN76

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Why can't I retweet myself. This is a problem.

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I love being the center of attention.

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@Bnresseguie it delays flights therefore I hate it

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Ok screw this. I'm running for president guys. I think you all need me to come to the rescue. #Oinkers4President2k16

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How I feel about life rn: @rileyratcliffe

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We all know you want have a smile like me because I'm a pretty awesome pig. @Colgate will get you one step closer!

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@Bnresseguie my arms are too short to put it on. But besides that I'm pretty perfect.

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@Bnresseguie same

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I do not approve.

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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas and remember not to eat too much ham!

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Thanks everyone for helping my new single to reach the top of the charts last week!! #PigInABlanketAlbum #IHateBacon

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@Mindy_Bright_ I know I know. I'm the coolest pig around 😎

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@Mindy_Bright_ yep!! I'll get you a VIP pass too

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@Mindy_Bright_ today! Make sure to buy it and then play it loud from the truckling

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@lewismack126 oink