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I’m so gorgeous they want to put me under arrest

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@PSNIDCSDistrict @PoliceServiceNI Surprise surprise

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@ConorBurnsUK @DianeDoddsMLA Diane Dodds is a major supplier of aircraft seating? Who would have thought it?

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@Prof_Umbongo I think joe has infected her with whatever he has

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@BurnsideNotTosh Again

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@daera_ni @edwinpootsmla @nidirect @DiscoverCAFRE @UFUHQ @CSLNI @YFCUPresident @nweir1 @LMCNI @RuralSupport @AFBI_NI @NI_LGA Of course he has

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@ChwisSweed Never

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@Tipler1983 If he had a few flags tied to the ropes it might have kept him in the ring

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@GrazzaD @TammyPax_MP @veronica10001 Good luck with that

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@Holbornlolz @Prof_Umbongo

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@allianceparty @naomi_long @BBCNewsNI For the first minister to take the office to allow a single decision to be made with the stated intention of quitting immediately after would be in breach of the ministerial code which requires the minister “to discharge in good faith all the duties of office”

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@ClaireHackett_ Are you? I hadn’t noticed

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@BurnsideNotTosh I would imagine that the radiation levels following the nuclear winter might lead to even more genders than we have now.

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@ClaireHackett_ You really don’t need any more cake

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@SkyNews How long before this?

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@BBCNews So it is 4th in a list of countries that carry out executions if you don’t include China which has the most. Can I have my licence fee back please?

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@TPostMillennial Is whatever Joe has catching?

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@Zarah_BukakeMP Signs of life

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@SkyNewsBreak How much is the government paying the Grand Hotel in Scarborough? - and I occasionally clean my toilets