Mike

Addicted to torturing myself with TAMU football and the Miami Dolphins. Outdoorsman, gamer, and lover of all things oceanic.

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@elonmusk Good thing the platform maintains political neutrality if that many people use it for their news…oh wait…never mind…

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@elonmusk The executive branch IS under the direction of the president…

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@elonmusk Wait…you’re telling me that current issues in the country equals woke mind virus? For example, was it a woke mind virus that caused a spike in mentions of antisemitism around WW2? You’re a man of science and information, at least be realistic instead of inflammatory

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@saras76 “I have concepts of a plan”…yeah…great alternative choice that doesn’t even know how to spell the word “incompetent”. Keep thinking that the attorney in the room is the dumbest person around since you enjoy your echo chamber of nonsense so much.

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@elonmusk How about we make becoming a parent more affordable…I know that is a distant concept for you, but the rest of us live in that life. Knock it off with your quiet signaling and posting like you don’t have any clue what the issues are for young American families.

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@elonmusk Freedom of speech is imperative to a democratic society…but what happens when the speech turns out to be complete bullshit? I fail to believe that you don’t understand that part.

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@CenterPoint this has to be w/o a doubt the largest absolute failure of an electricity servicing company ever. Get your CEO to come spend a night with the 1 million people without power and see if he wants to keep that smug look on his face and taunt us more.

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@Drewtamu Is this the most respectful Schloss thread on the internet??

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@CGillaspia If it wasn’t for that postgame press conference…great way to get a fan base to hate you

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@dae2walker Jeff knows what it takes to win and now hes sitting in the stands silently praying that Kaeden does too…one more game and their names are forever etched in history. GIG ‘EM!!!!

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@KBTXRusty @WaffleHouse don’t blow this opportunity

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@kloveaggs Definitely an unfortunate situation but he got real banged up over the past 2 years so I think he knew that shotput is a better path for him. Nothing but the best wishes for him to bring a natty to College Station in another sport

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@PMIMitt

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

Im willing to bet @BostonConnr blew the zipper right off his jeans when he saw this unexpected shoutout

[Michael Vick @MichaelVick]

Pat McAfee and Triple H
2 legends!
@PatMcAfeeShow @WWE @TripleH
@BostonConnr
Boston is the only thing missing!

[Barstool Texas A&M @BarstoolTexasAM]

Retweet this if you have contributed to bottle cap alley

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

@bertkreischer Easy Bert, you got a long way to go to be a starting NFL offensive lineman 😂

[Mike @Mr_Pizzle89]

Xfinity blacking out the Dolphins game in Houston on CBS is absolute garbage. How you gonna black out the best game of the weekend???