Joe Ranger

So awesome it hurts.

[Tiago Forte @fortelabs]

Everything you want to achieve in life requires you to get used to its opposite

If you want to be smart, you have to get used to feeling dumb

If you want to be strong, you have to get used to feeling weak

If you want to be wealthy, you have to get used to feeling poor

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

@Joel_Evenson @30SECVlDEOS @RexChapman 😂😂😂

[The Dad @thedad]

The world needs more people like every single person in this video.

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Star Wars @starwars]

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[Jimmy Song (송재준) @jimmysong]

Habits to learn while still young:

* Stop complaining, do something to change the situation
* Learn how to use and overcome fear
* Be honest, even if it's awkward
* Add more value than you take in every relationship you have
* Have a low time preference

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

NOT BREAKING NEWS: it’s cold out.

So...

RT to win a #MNTwins stocking cap!

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

@Joel_Evenson Yeah but it’s a dry cold!

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

Day 2 of the no school #PolarVotex. Harvey and I spending time arguing what color the walls our Minecraft prison should be. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings

[Spook’s Familiar @cdash741]

There’s a subtle detail in the LOTR books that didn’t quite translate to the movie, and while I understand why, it’s a moment that sticks in my mind and I think about a lot—

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

@FIRSTweets Lead mentor for team 5720 Jagobotics!

[FIRST @FIRSTweets]

Today is I Am a Mentor Day. The impact FIRST makes is possible because of the time & dedication of our mentors, coaches, and adult supporters. If you're a FIRST mentor, tell us which team you're with. If a FIRST mentor inspired you, show them some 💙! #NationalMentoringMonth

[The Dad @thedad]

We don't actually need to have a Kids Bop version of every single song.

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

When an earthquake happens, coffins become underground maracas.

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

@samschoolstuff @TeachingIdeas @LisaHodena ever saw something like this?

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

@RossADillon 90’s X-men cartoon kid me wants to be hyped. But it’s just not the same 😩

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Me: you can't wear 2 different socks

Wife: why not, WAIT DON'T SAY-

Me: It's sockrilege

Wife: I'm leaving you

Me: you get it?

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

“Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me” @Eminem

[Joe Ranger @Mr_Ragnar2]

{3y.o singing loudly at 6:30 am}
Wife: hey don’t sing so loud, people are still sleeping.
3y.o.: this is America, I can do what I want!
Wife: ...
Me: ...she’s not wrong

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