J.R.

Crypto Degen $Satfi 🍊

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

I bent over backwards to help Ben.eth’s community. I fixed the psyop launch that was dead on arrival, I supported loyal all the way to the bottom and held forever, I sent funds to help community members who were struggling.

What did I get in return? A cold shoulder from Ben. Death threats from his retarded ass community. FOR YEARS. STILL HAPPENING TODAY. TWICE…

Let me be completely clear to you idiots. I owe you NOTHING. I worked for FREE because I was an investor. I received a TIP, because unfucked a launch and provided the only actual good advice that was being given. I then used at least 75% of those funds TO SUPPORT THE CHART. I am STILL HOLDING… then I gave 4-5x that amount I kept, back to the community.

I

Owe

You

Nothing

Fuck off.

[0xceta | ∞/89 @0xceta]

Vinnie (aka "Exit Vinnie" ) discovers a trebuchet
https://t.co/lCyppkBhT9

[Alchemist @AlchemistTheOG]

What it feels like holding crypto today

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

One of the main reasons I am told that people don’t want to @makesometokens is because they want to capture attention and volume on the popular platform. This is retarded logic however, because it shouldn’t matter where something is launched, it only matters if it looks good. There aren’t people who are going to absolutely send your token specifically due to the launchpad used. That’s just greater fool theory and marketing talking. Stop being a dumbass and falling for marketing telling you nonsense. Grow up. Make some tokens.

[preye🤎 @tessysmitha]

That whole “we can be friends” after a relationship is pathetic. Go tf away.

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

The second launch from the @makesometokens platform has hit the blockchain

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[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

I’ve had over 50 projects waste my time over the last 2 years or so. They ask me about lp, they ask me about tokenonics, I tell them things, they say it’s complicated, and then they do it wrong.

Every.

Single.

Time…

So now there’s this

https://t.co/erKi8JvASF

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

First launch on my launchpad doing things.

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[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

For those who aren’t aware, I have flywheeels integrated into my launchpad which is currently in beta. New launches have the option of being paired with the flywheels at launch to help give them arbitrage volume. This is one of the flywheels.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

think we need another launchpad to really get the coins going.

[$HORSEMEAT 🐴🥩 @200lbsHORSEMEAT]

First token to launch on @undacappn new launchpad. Easily the best launchpad on solana still waiting for him to finish up the website etc but lots of cool features for the bare bones test run. The new token is Hype Horse $HH it’s a solana token primarily paired with wrapped $Hype for liquidity. Also there is some liquidity pairs in $sol, $btc, and the launchpads memecoin fly wheel $Seige along with $HorseMeat of course. But yeah really really cool shit honestly. Added some lp with @xStocksFi tokenized ETFs as well to have a well rounded portfolio lol. Grab some $hype is about to rip and raise the price of $HH with it.

https://t.co/ODds98k7EY

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

I built a launchpad that gives you more control than pumpfun, and I didn’t even need to do a multi billion dollar presale while simultaneously extracting from every launch.

They

Are

Clowns

[barney @barneyxbt]

Watching crypto fall through high time frame support while the stock market keeps reaching for new all time highs has got to be the most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

[Franco 🐴🥩 @Homer_Studson]

If you're tired of the same old bullshit read carefully, pay attention, and go give @undacappn a follow. 👍

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

nowadays, you just have to be prepared to never speak to someone again; no matter how strong the bond was.

[Oversized Moose With Socks (xlmoose.eth) @undacappn]

I just want to be clear about expectations you should have for my launchpad. I am not playing the same game as the rest of these platforms. They have different requirements than I do, which sort of force their hand to an extent.

Hosting a website is pretty affordable, until it becomes popular. If there is financial incentive that can be found in attacking a website, it’s going to happen. Attacks can be expensive. Just regular traffic can be expensive if you’re popular. Maintaining the site, usually requires a few employees who need to be paid. That expense needs to be covered. They NEED to extract with extra fees or else their platform can’t continue to exist.

My launchpad will not be hosted on a website. It’s an app you run on your pc (just windows for now). You will need to grab an rpc api key from a provider such as @Helius (they have a free tier, and that is sufficient). It’s not going to be as frictionless as the other platforms, but there’s a tradeoff.

My goal was to allow us to experiment with tokenonics again. We have been seeing the same copy and paste setup for 2 years and it’s boring. How can we find a better path if we never try new things? Choose what supply, mcap, and starting pairs you want to launch with. I have also created some flywheel tokens which can be used as a launch pair, and can help provide arbitrage opportunities to drive volume/price action. Those are optional and available as simple selections.

I am the only dev involved. I have removed the post her head costs of running a hosted platform, so I don’t need to charge extra fees. Since I don’t need to safeguard code that facilitates extraction, I am able to make it open source.

The first release will probably have some sort of issue I haven’t caught yet. Please be aware that I can’t refund fees because I am not charging any. This is going to be a beta version that should be used with caution.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Most men don't have trust issues.

They have "I've seen this before, and I refuse to go through it again" issues.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

The gym is actually for your mental health.

[سيدة @Ajoke__xx]

Just so you know ,you can’t be friends with someone you were in love with .

[99 Majik @99Majik]

You don’t truly know a woman until she has leverage over you.