Mr Aaron Soch

A very good boy.

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I've been eating so much hot sauce lately that it feels like my dick has been dipped in mint.

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@RichardDawkins "Expert musician" means someone is truly able to express their emotions through music. Tears/tickled...An audience is open to receive it.

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I have a hollow leg.

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I keep thinking, just like snakes have deadly colors, food with a lot of packaging is a sign to back off and keep a distance.

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I am 94.654℅ sure that I am not a robot.

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What......

...is Nutella?

[Mr Aaron Soch @Mr_Soch]

Be quiet.

[Mr Aaron Soch @Mr_Soch]

Karaoke: Pony

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I know.

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I dazzle with conversation.

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Give your head a shake.

[Mr Aaron Soch @Mr_Soch]

Keep it hid.

[Mr Aaron Soch @Mr_Soch]

Post post.

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Sorry witches, but your charms have no effect on me. You are not stealing my seed today.

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I'm in charge.

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What did you do to pass the time while waiting to see who would be elected?

I organized my pornography.

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I don't even chew my @Harvy's burgers. I just insert them like a coin.

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J.P. Wiser's Felix Canadian Rye Whisky. A tradition of quality and craftsmanship since 1857.

750ml
40℅ alcohol/volume.

[Mr Aaron Soch @Mr_Soch]

Get it up.
Keep it up.

[Mr Aaron Soch @Mr_Soch]

I have never been more hydrated.