Kenneth Stanger

Husband, Father of 3, educator, and 3x Pickems League Champ.

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

Gotta break through mentally before you can break through physically.

[Stefan Caray @StefanCaray]

Not to distract from a huge moment in the game, but this call is actually a palindrome.

“A man, a plan, a canal, PANAMA.” 🔥🔥🔥

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

My king @Blaze_j24

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

Mansplaining and doing it incorrectly is wild.

[yogesh @yogeshtwet]

JD Vance:

If you go back to WW2 or every major conflict in human history, they all ended with some kind of negotiation.

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@JayinKyiv @CEOofITALIANS @sseagalofficial Make him bigger

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

So do my students when I catch them on their phones during a test.

[ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk]

Josh Jacobs's lawyers say he "vehemently denies" the charges against him. https://t.co/SNls97WnQM

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@ClayTravis That’s an older video dog.

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

Louden Swain warms up to “Lunatic Fringe” before taking on Shute. In the original 1979 novel by Terry Davis, the story ends right after Louden runs out and the whistle blows. We never learn the outcome of the match. Win or lose, Louden had accomplished what he set out to do and faced his challenge. #VisionQuest

If you’d like to support the @FMJDiary project, you can bid on a signed 1985 vinyl soundtrack album here: https://t.co/9wlCnfDkFQ

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

Me before having to break up a girl fight

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@KevinORCard2011 @Cardinals @KMOXSports Yes, you hear that St Louis Cardinals social media manager. Stop walking people in extra innings. Cardinals would be 6-0 instead of 5-1 in those games if you didn’t walk everyone. Darn you social media person.

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@TomFornelli How much you love them

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

Protect the things in this world that bring you joy with your whole fucking heart.

[USA Wrestling @USAWrestling]

Senior MFS 70 kg Finals - Ridge Lovett (Nebraska WTC/Titan Mercury WC) dec. Caleb Henson (SERTC/Titan Mercury WC), 14-12 #USOpen2026

[Malik Dean Jr @MalikdeanJr]

1st place 4x2 AAA #AGTG #track

[Payden Ballard @PaydenBallard]

Blessed to compete in the Memphis HS track championships yesterday. Took home🥇in the 4x200 and 4th in the 100m. #track #offseason

@jaminbean1 @MalikdeanJr

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

I SEE SOME OF MY KIDS IN THERE!!!

[Memphis-Shelby Co. Schools @MSCSK12]

The MSCIAA High School Track Championship was one for the books! Congratulations to every student who competed. Your hard work and dedication were on full display.

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

Mintzy immediately went to get a glass of water.

A customer told him water would not help and will actually make the spice worse.

Mintzy is frantically looking for someone to help him.

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@CardsPlayerDev That 2009 team was legit

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@Return_Of_RB Throwing a can of red bull at a coworker. Sure fire way to visit HR.

[Chris Vernon @ChrisVernonShow]

Could I interest you in a Masters Update?

[Kenneth Stanger @Mr_Stanger]

@TomFornelli Could’ve been nicer to @BFW