Dennis Arisa

I am me, just as the most high intended me to be! 🇰🇪

[Mohamed Wehliye, MBS @WehliyeMohamed]

1. This kid is doing better than GoK delivers portals. Apelekwe SH na apewe HSC

2. @ahmednasirlaw's TV channel is to UK what Fox is to DJT. Better than KBC & K24 combined.

[Kivutha Kibwana @ProfKibwana]

In Makueni, the people do not just give their views and leave it there.They become part and parcel of the process. At various levels on the ground, they must approve completed https://t.co/f969XSvAI5 is only when they are satisfied that the County Government can process payments.

[Arlen Parsa @arlenparsa]

so just as an experiment I put the president's ~supremely~ awkward oval office moment to the @VeepHBO closing credits theme song just now. uhh it works v well. https://t.co/uWO5d7EVTF

[The People’s President @bonifacemwangi]

What we want. Arrest the thieves. Freeze their assets. Prosecute them. Secure convictions. Jail them. Recover what they stole and seize anything they bought using corruption money. @ODPP_KE successful convictions and recovery of assets is the only thing that matters. #TeamCourage

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@AIRTEL_KE Thank you. It has worked. There was no center number. Don't know how this happened.

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@AIRTEL_KE Hey. My Airtel line can't send an sms. Any help?

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@Airtel_Ke Hey. My line can't send an sms. Any help?

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@AIRTEL_KE Thank you....... I have managed via *140#

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@AIRTEL_KE Is ME2U having issues?...... trying to send credit to no avail

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@AIRTEL_KE Via Airtel Services from my Sim card....... general unspecific error

[Dennis Arisa @Mr_Trixx]

@GOtvKenya status of decoder 2017358329 please

[SPORF @Sporf]

🇪🇸 Barcelona have offered Man Utd £45m+ Yerry Mina & Andre Gomes for Paul Pogba.

😂 Man Utd have responded with a straight swap offer between Marouane Fellaini & Lionel Messi.

🤷‍♂️

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

Al Qeeda terrorists hit Kenya in August 7,1998, killing hundreds and maiming thousands.
Since then, locally made and inspired Al thieving, Al stealing, Al land grabbing, Al sweety NYS , Al maize & Al Sukar terrorists have been hitting, killing and maiming Kenyans since then.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Microsoft sunk a 40-foot long vessel off the coast of Scotland containing 12 racks of computers with a total of 864 servers. https://t.co/wihwTp3C5S

[Throwback Arsenal @ThrowbackAFC]

#OTD in 1997: Arsene Wenger poses with a state of the art computer with a 14" screen and speakers as he launches the Arsenal website. [via @AFC_Collection]

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

Didier Deschamps was screaming with delight in the France dressing rooms, Blaise Matuidi screaming back at everyone who was celebrating: "There is still another game to go."

[Major @Kingadze_]

Man with the way this World Cup is going, the final might just be Saudi Arabia vs Peru

[SPORF @Sporf]

🏀 LeBron James' Contract with Los Angeles Lakers:

💰 $154,000,000 over 4 Years.

💰 $38,500,000 A Year.

💰 $3,208,333 A Month.

💰 $740,384 A Week.

💰 $105,479 A Day.

💰 $4,394 An Hour.

💰 $73.25 A Minute.

💰 $1.22 A Second.

😱 Wow.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Don't you just love how football does weird things sometimes.

Well, Mathias Jorgensen is the new holder of #DEN's quickest #WorldCup goal. The previous holder: Martin Jorgensen (vs #BRA in 98)!

2018 team-mate Nicolai is the only other Jorgensen to appear for them, too!

#CRODEN