Mr_Kiter

Professional Discord bot developer

[Mr_Kiter @Mr__Kiter]

@PistachioFi 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐

[PistachioFi @PistachioFi]

Common objections to Pistachio. Answered. ❓

"12.5% sounds fake." Brazil's SELIC rate is 14.75%. The BRL vault returns 12.5% via tokenized Tesouro instruments tracking that rate. Central bank policy, not tokenomics.

"I don't trust DeFi after all the exploits." Our tokenized treasuries are backed 1:1 with real, sovereign bonds. No looping, lending, or extra risk on top.

"I don't trust mobile wallets" Pistachio was designed for top level security. Biometric for every signature. Cryptographic private key recovery.

"No KYC? Regulators aren't going to like that" Self-custodial wallets have no custodial liability. No institution needs to verify your identity. Our treasuries are secondary market as well, meaning no KYC required.

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@PistachioFi LFGGGG so excited to try the new version!

[PistachioFi @PistachioFi]

Introducing Pistachio v2.

Government-backed treasury yields are paying up to 13% but require local brokerage accounts.

Pistachio just made it stupidly easy to access them.

No brokerage. No KYC.

Our biggest update yet empowers you to: 🔻

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@PistachioFi Team Bsmokes obviously

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@big_duca @AwakenTax It isn't worth it, might as well burn that money or donate it😅🤣

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@big_duca They'll act like they invented fire when they reinvented a square version of the wheel

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@Thealphacruze It was genuinely really bad

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@Thealphacruze @Uniswap I just use the website lol I feel so old

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@DSentralized Randomly stumbled upon this post, wishing you well regardless. Go rock life!

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@big_duca Yep totally fair. I've been battling scammers across the servers I manage, it isn't impossible. Just have to ensure the (auto)moderation is on point, which is an art in itself

I'd love to help you out, happy to send some references since I'm just an internet stranger atm

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@big_duca Twitter is just dysfunctional.

[PistachioFi @PistachioFi]

🐛 BUG SQUASHED: 8 bugs fixed within 48h

One user found them all.
Total payout: $60 USDC

Fixed issues:
> Duplicate transaction in full history
> Flash button in notifications unresponsive
> Trending card stuck showing "+" after watchlist add
> Incorrect Solana price feed
> Crash when switching Account in Send flow
> Missing token display for unverified/unlisted assets
> Privacy settings crash
> Swap UI crash when switching From/To selector

Thanks for making Pistachio better 🙏

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@tyinlife Enshittification sir. The same way shitcoins enshittified the web3 space 😋

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@Thealphacruze Once a grifter always a grifter

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@mebeim Wear it with pride🫡

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@big_duca Oo I'm the 1% I feel special

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@DarkViperAU Ain't nothing but a heartaaaaache

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@big_duca See you after Christmas! 🤣