Universal Man

You can read my mind here, and if you're careful, I can read yours too.
If you knew what I knew, your life would be totally different.

[Universal Man @Mr___Gitau]

HOW TO REDUCE OUR(KENYA) ENERGY COSTS USING SOLAR PANELS

A THREAD🧵...

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Baby mamas to their baby daddies during this half-term weekend:

[Dr.Miriti Mutugi(MBChB) @dr_miritiMD]

Hio pesa imerogwa make sure umeimaliza yote during internship!

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Hapa Laikipia ata mahindi ziko na spokesman 💀😂.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Educate yourself

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The new generation is taking over.

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Arap mashamba ameskia kuna shamba ya Elon watu wana farm engagements, ndio hio amekuja kugrab.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

turning down $40 million because you can’t stfu is the most woman moment ever

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

😂😂😂👇

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I am expecting alot money from Elon musk tonight. The minimum I can think of is maybe 1500 dollars. Kitu ya kwanza nataka hii pesa ikiingia tu namna hii, nirushie my dear Eve maina kitu kama 1000 dollaz kwa Mpesa. Hiyo ni ya kumshukuru,for being beautiful. Nitabaki na kédū 50k. Kwa hiyo fifty,nataka 27k nilipe school fees ya kipii ya mwaka na tour ile wanaenda kariandusi nimalize iyo maneno. Sitaki stress. Bibi nipatie 3k aamkie salon kesho wakaze rasta,almaarufu retouch.

Na nimwambie kuna mjengo nimepata kule subukia so nirudi Wednesday. Hii mbao ingine imebaki,hii sasa nataka nichukue BnB one bedroom pale kileleshwa siku kama tatu. Hapa sasa ndio tuko na mrembo yangu hii nilipatia dollaz,tuko huko Tunatekeleza wito wa bwana,almaarufu Procreation. Yani Making love. Akikataa kiss nampiga ngiri,anazima akili tena tunaendelea na ibada. Next week ndio nitarudi kwa kibanda yangu kasarani,broke but happy. Akiamungu mambo inaenda kuchemuka apa mbele

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

70 mins
Ronaldo subbed off ♻️

71 mins
Portugal awarded penalty

Ronaldo to Roberto Martinez

[Mod @CFCMods]

I’m never deleting this app 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🐘🇨🇮 Goal on World Cup debut for Amad Diallo with Ivory Coast. 📈

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Hii bado unituma man 😂😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚫️ BREAKING: Rúben Amorim to AC Milan as new head coach, HERE WE GO! 🇵🇹

Verbal agreement done on deal valid until June 2028 plus option until June 2029.

Amorim has accepted all conditions and will sign this week as new Milan manager. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

wamama hawakurate huona ukiwa fala sana

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Umesema nani omera

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

First in my bloodline kushika mita💸💸.

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When a blunt gives me direct orders to eat food meant for 17 guests

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"