🚨INTRODUCING: Garbage Pail Politicians—the only trading cards slimier than a Capitol Hill bathroom! Each pack is dripping with scandalous slime:
They lie! They cheat! They eat your lunch money and call it taxes! Collect the whole rotten crew—
“Pinot Pelosi” – Comes with a wine glass accessory and a corkscrew tongue.
“Sleepy Creepy Joe” – Nods off mid-sentence while sniffing the other cards.
“Occasional Cortex” – Her brain only works on alternate Tuesdays. And we all know who that is…It’s AOC.
(Each sold separately. Extortion not included.)
A fired Goldman Sachs quant trader taught me everything in a single conversation
He said: “We don’t do predictions. We only buy contracts where the price deviation exceeds 6%.”
It’s just that simple
That’s the desk operation for a $2 million annual salary
I fed his explanation and 5 GitHub repos into Claude, and Claude built a scanner. It processes over 400 markets every hour
This scanner can find those contracts priced in the 7-19c range, with true probabilities between 60-90%
At these entry points, you need a win rate of 1/4
And this bot’s win rate is 81%
Three months later:
From $2,000 to $8,191
99 trades, Sharpe ratio 2.30
A few cases:
ETH Merge upgrade - market 72c, true probability 88%, +19c
SOL breaks $200 - market 44c, true probability 81%, +15c
Florida hurricane cat3+ - market 81c, true probability 92%, +7c
Wheat breaks $800 - market 53c, true probability 68%, +20c
All of these were found by the scanner, and all were profitable
He looked at my terminal last week
He said: “This is what we do with $800M, 47-person team.”
And my current setup costs $25 per month
Claude - $20
VPS - $5
Repos - free
API - free
Now there are 8 agents running 24/7:
velvet_void +$697
nano_alpha +$541
ratking_eth +$407
darkpool_7 +$356
His fund returned 19% last year
And my setup returned 409% in three months
The real edge was never any secret—it’s just always been expensive, until now
70% win rate, 7 wallets copytrading rn from ~500 monitored, bot never paused, never gambling, just math and profit.
You can backtest your own strategies with @polybacktest, it has sub-second historical data going back a month. No-code builder available.
Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:
1. Comment the word 'PolyBackTest'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)
@harryjsisson “Something he doesn’t like,” is such a reductionist argument even your 3-year-old peer-review said, “This feels lazy.”
You have no credibility.