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[Clarksons @Mr_clarksons]

@RxIremide Tomato-soup

[Dr. C @chao_mbogho]

Ulimanage?

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

😂😂😂😂

[Clarksons @Mr_clarksons]

@kingpinedy Hii ndo maziwa mrefu😅🤣🤣

[WILLIE OEBA @WillieOeba]

Because all the cows are busy representing us in parliament

[STUNNER @Cr7Godbrand]

Marriages survived because men had the heart to endure women.

It lasted for generations because of MEN. Because of our emotional intelligence and our compassion for our wives.

Not because women were good partners. Because men learned to overlook a lot of stupid shit women do just to let peace reign.

Let's be real, women are NOT easy to live with.

They are not romantic. Their whole idea of romance is RECEIVING. What he bought for me, where he took me, what he did for me. Never what they give.

They are not funny. They are overly sensitive, they hate accountability, they hate saying sorry, they hate initiating sex with their own husbands, and they are controlling as hell. Stubborn and rebellious.

And that domestic violence you hear about in marriages? Most of it is STARTED by the wife. Pushing, slapping, throwing things, talking reckless, provoking until the man reacts. Then she wants to play victim.

Look at any relationship that doesn't have a man in it,it doesn't work.

Lesbians? Highest divorce rate. Highest abuse rate. Because there is no man there to tolerate their violence and their emotions. Two women together can't handle each other.

Female friendships? Even worse. Pure gossip, backbiting, jealousy, cutting each other off over the most childish things.

They will have 10 female friends by 2022. By 2026, only 2 are left. She has fought with ALL of them. Every single one is now an enemy.

But men are the problem.

[Clarksons @Mr_clarksons]

@Miss_Muthoni_ Itakua aje wewe peke yako jameniii🤣🤣🤣

[Fuad @Fua4d]

You can be chilling doing your own thing and a girl will assign u a task to do

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[Karani🇰🇪🇳🇬 @Weyne_west]

Do you have a former president?

[Tife💞 @tife_jenny]

Even in your imagination, you’re still second. That’s crazy.

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

😭 guy

[Clarksons @Mr_clarksons]

@Gini_220 3452839??

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

if you ever catch me socializing, just know i’m probably drunk

[🕊 Bandit @bandit__ke]

My woman amekuja unannounced alafu anataka kuona simu yangu ju yake ashasafisha , hii ndoa haiendi mahali walai

[Clarksons @Mr_clarksons]

@Antohny_gb "Shake well before use" ..... or it doesn't apply here. 😑😑😑

[kabir @nahhkabir]

let's skip the stalking stage, block me

[$ammy @621views]

my plan b is always suicide

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.