Ben Smith

I am awesome, don't believe me just ask and I'll tell you.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

About 50 million people are drunk right now.

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

Consistency is not the weathers strong suit lately. And it's killing me

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

Headed out to buy the winning powerball ticket #excentricmillionaretomorrow

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

70 degrees and flash flooding. Merry Christmas Alabama

[whoopty doo @wsupcaramel]

Some of y'all won't get this tho

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

When jimmy johns answers the phone "hey Ben are we delivering to your apartment?" You may have a problem

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

@McDonalds This is the kind of stuff we deal with on a regular basis. It's pathetic!

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

This is what it looks like to be a graphic artist with a sign shop. Arts and crafts all day lol

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

Especially getting out of bed for the morning #truestory

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Women are more likely than men to eat food that has been dropped on the floor.

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

@AU_ArielBrooks there's a word for it https://t.co/vjn3TJxF9X

[24 October ‘95 @_Corio24]

You're killing me smalls.

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Damn... Lebron is taking his loss harder than I thought http://t.co/gdwuamHX2p

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

Everyone wants to yell out "fuck the police" then once they need them talk how the cops don't help their community #alwayssayingsomething

[Ben Smith @Mr_superdooper]

People with jars of Reese's pieces setting on their desk have the kind of self control I can only dream of