Mr. Bear

True blooded American! Born too late to explore the world, too early to explore space, but born at the right time to post dank memes and shitpost

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

EL NIÑO!!!

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

Indian scammers are the dumbest people around. I filled some forms online yesterday with a federal gov organization. I get a call today, Memorial Day, saying it was approved and they have an update. Bruh, the federal government is not working today

[Roger Seheult, MD @RogerSeheult]

My wife discovered this years ago.

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@PuwalskiFL @JayCollinsFL He won't back down being a bully to a high school kid

[WARDINO @THEREALWARDINO]

@Dashytwo That’s some retarded math!

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@RickAddante Republicans are good at one thing, shooting themselves in the foot. @JayCollinsFL showed that he's just like any other standard republican

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@JayCollinsFL We also need people with respect for the citizens of this state.

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@sarahadams Bleeding for our country and respecting the constitution don't go together by default. Most politicians in our country hate our constitution

[Change the Padres @ChangeThePadres]

A great win, but sad that a two game suspension to Duran is coming up for this. Duran has been an inspiring story, but you just can't embarrass Ohtani like this. Bad for "Baseball™️" as they say.

[Kangmin Lee | 이강민 @kangminlee]

Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape.

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@MittRomney If you are unhappy, then it's a good choice

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@TheAutoHub Looks like it's made of cardboard

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@Lamborghini Looks the same as all the other cars you make. Do you ever make anything original?

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@The_Kyle_Mann I mean they are dodgers fans. I don't think the smog helps with brain power

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@JodyWar37160238 @emlwaters While I'm not a fan of embroys left on ice, saying that ivf kills more children than abortion is straight up wrong. Those babies on ice still have a chance at life, unlike abortion

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@KristanHawkins What a terrible take. Let's demonize the couples who need it to have a baby safely for the mother and child, what an amazing take. Many couples don't leave embroys on ice for ethical reasons.

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@LizzieMarbach Or maybe people who struggle to have kids need some help. Don't lump the people who use all of their embroys with the ones that try and play God. Some of us have legitimate reasons for using ivf

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@TrixIrl @Lamborghini My lambo is Audi black, which by chance is also VW black

[Mr. Bear @Mrber89]

@HappyMotorhead Clearly what the ancient Egyptians had. It's the only logical answer