Russell Fetters

I'm trying to be funny. I thought it would be easier.

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

Hear me out... chicken shaped chicken nuggets. Completely untapped market.

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk in regards to #thetelepathytapes we need to put a #NeuroLink in one of these children and see if they can communicate more freely with us. @joerogan

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

Who has a collar that takes up their whole neck #PaulTyson

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@netflix Change the commentator

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@netflix tell this nerd to shut up #TysonPaul worst commentator ever pull his ass

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk Let’s start a lithium mine! Ive been an equipment operator for ever. I want to work for you Elon

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk let’s start a lithium mine! I have been looking for a job to work for you and I don’t fit in most categories. Any piece of equipment that’s yellow I can run. 5th generation miner both sides of the family.

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk I want to make 50kw nuclear reactors for personal home use. Can we humor this idea?

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@sammorril you said something last night that really stuck with me.
" I can't turn it off"
I am a comic as well and I've never had anything hit me like that. I had front row, I learned a lot about the craft thank you.

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk Before they do dig up Jeffery Epsteins direct messages

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk Can you release Jeffery Epstein's direct messages on this platform?

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@elonmusk hey man I don't tweet much but you should definitely dig up Jeffrey Epsteins direct message

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

Straight garbage from the #stealers

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

It is my belief the cleavland browns intentionally had 12 people on the field to waste time!

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@KevinHart4real I'm curious to see how much of your set makes it to screen. I loved it personally

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@KevinHart4real I'm curious to see if that ever makes it on film!! Making waves

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@amazonmusic why can't I search a song, listen to said song, then make a radio channel from that song? I don't want dick with it waiting for the song to end? Or you can start the radio station from the exact song I searched for, not a similar song, I want that song!

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@Paleojim Hello sir! My son and I are reading the "ultimate dino-encyclopedia", for the 3rd time.. what pancake shop have you the tip?! We live in Utah and are curious. Thank you sir

[Chris Weidman @chrisweidman]

Watching my leg break on tv is a weird thing. I don’t really mind it though.

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

Yea I voted for trump so what. I voted for him multiple times to get fired off the apprentice. #jokes

[Russell Fetters @Mrfetters]

@redban Reminds me of the old salad finger videos on YouTube