John Kensett

Patent Attorney.Sometimes plays fat guys on stage.

[John Kensett @Mrjohnkensett]

@RupertLowe10 You really are a nasty bloke aren’t you?

[John Kensett @Mrjohnkensett]

@SophyRidgeSky @WilfredFrost Answer to the coffee conundrum is 5 shots. More and we’ll have to call you Sophie Twitch

[Chris Shaw @The_ChrisShaw]

Trump:

"Why don't you wear a suit...?"

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@HAC_Band My father Denis Kensett was a member of your band in the 1980s. He sadly passed away last week aged 93. I wonder if you have any records of him in the band, or anyone knew him. Great memories of him in the band, and the annual carol service and band curry afterwards

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@MishalHusain @bbcnickrobinson thoroughly deserved. You are a fantastic broadcaster and interviewer

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@Timberland @timberlanduk Pretty shocked to discover you don't seem to sell replacement laces for infant's boots in UK. Let me know if I'm wrong. Desperately need a replacement pair or two as our grandson has to wear boots for orthopaedic purposes. @BelleDeMonCoeur @isabel

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@PotteryThrow @rosekilnwitch Good luck in all you do in the future

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@RevRichardColes True, but also certain medications these days affect the sense of smell. Since going on a certain prescription drug my wife hates the taste of chocolate but has a very strong sense of smell - almost a superpower

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@Matt_Pinner 56 + 30 -1

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@JaneyGodley No. They mean that Mrs Bank, who helps out with IT, is on holiday that day so they are closing for the day,

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@RachelReevesMP A great day. An impressive chancellor.

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went into the jungle , they lied again and again, they were convicted by police, they went on holiday when they shouldn’t and they have the cheek to question Keir Starmer’s work ethic. I would never take anything for granted but I hope they are annihilated on Thursday. The worst people and government we have ever had!

P.S good afternoon all 😊❤️

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@nadineshah @bigcityscot I would genuinely rather see you, and Goat Girl, than virtually all of the artists playing at Glastonbury this year.

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@ChefConsultant Tough one as they are equally wonderful but very different

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@AngelaBarnes Dipsticks

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@LozzaFox Er...Anders Breivik?

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@NonsoAnozie @SweetTooth @RottenTomatoes Superb series

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@nadineshah @glastonbury It’s a real shame that they wouldn’t give you TV coverage. You were excellent on Jools the other week

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@nadineshah yes please

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@Nigel_Farage so you are saying that 12 ordinary folk, jurors, who saw all the evidence, weighed it up and came to a conclusion, are a disgrace?