Achuparla

Normal🤟😔
De los pibes del fondo🤑

[Achuparla @Mrkl_rc]

Opa gangnam style

[C Pillón | ALSAMR26 🚌🟢 @FranAR002]

Borja Iglesias lanzando su vibrador de PlantanoMelón al palco de Trump en los cuartos contra EEUU:

[Juandrés Iniesta @Jimbo4xL]

desgarradora noticia

jose javier vazquez, acaba de fallecer atragantado con un pene

[ander @1x10d]

“No deberia haber dicho eso sobre Palestina” - Biberon en EMPATIA

NO PUEDE SER TAN BUENO ESTE TIO

[ander @1x10d]

@theneedledrop Klk Toni, whats up! Mira i comment you, there is un prodigio español called “Biberon”, he is the reincarnation of Michael Jackson ( he has no accusations btw ) Me vas comentando si te lo catas, vale Baldy? Un saludin

[Enis @EnisElBardo]

Lo del "contacto piel con piel" es otra modernez actual. Mi hijo lo primero que tocará será una camiseta del Levante Unión Deportiva con el 10 a la espalda.

[Achuparla @Mrkl_rc]

I used to pray for times like this🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Marica Athleticzale El Sabio @maricabasado]

Nico Williams, Ibra Ares y Sannadi intentando rescatar a Buba Ares de Basauri para siguiente jueves de Stage

[ander @1x10d]

el mejor setlist que podría cantar Bad Bunny en el SB sería:

CAMINO RECTO
WALK A MILE
ROLLIN
MASON
AMY
(_8(|)
KIDS

[Mr. LeCoq🇭🇺 @DaddyFrancisko]

Propongo que esta segunda parte sólo la jueguen Sadiq, Lekue, Foulquier y Padilla.

Sentarse y disfrutar. Y la pareja que consiga dar cinco toques al balón sin que caiga, pasa de ronda.

[Achuparla @Mrkl_rc]

@AthleticClub Escándalo arbitral me gusta

[𝐁𝐚𝐫 𝐃𝐞 𝐏𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨 @BarDePueblo1]

Hola @DecathlonEspana
Tenéis previsto comercializar una camiseta para hacer senderismo con bolsillo para el paquete de tabaco?
Es que me gustaría iniciarme en ese bonito deporte.
Gracias!

[Achuparla @Mrkl_rc]

Soy markel

[viviendoenlacalle @viviendoNLcalle]

Estoy disponible para despedidas de soltero! Contrataciones al MD

[El Virtual @toolyshine]

falsa alarma no pensaba q mis huevos fuesen tan amplios ❤️

[Achuparla @Mrkl_rc]

@NBA Steps

[ander @1x10d]

Stranger Things has ended after 9 years.

What is your favorite Biberon song?

[Georgeclarkey @George_Clarkey]

Ranking every TikTok I’ve watched this year

[Achuparla @Mrkl_rc]

@Danko1080 Que pasen de una en una y de uno en uno

[TheLastBautist (ra-p)😈🙏𓆰𓆪 @Danko1080]

Vaya día te espera @Mrkl_rc 🔥🔥

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

My son asked for a PS5 for Christmas

I said no

“Son, PlayStation is made by an evil corporation built on worker exploitation”

I got him another electronic gift instead - an EU-approved USB-C cable

He opened it with visible disgust

Then something utterly shocking happened

My wife’s boyfriend Arnold got him the PlayStation my son wanted

“Thank you uncle Arnold” my son hugged him for almost a minute

I pulled my wife aside and explained that her lover is undermining our values

She mumbled “at least he got him a real gift”

The morning after, while my son was still asleep, I took his console and went to the store

Thanks to the wonderful EU consumer protection law, I was able to get a full cash refund of €549

Then I bought a gift for my son that he truly deserves

€549 worth of carbon offset credits

When I came home my son was crying looking for his PS5

I smiled and showed him the carbon certificate

He started shaking and cried even more

Being a good parent means teaching your child European values

And I know my son will thank me for it in the future