Shayane Lanni

- I am the sum of my influences. Purveyor of deep tones -

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

still waiting for an apology

[sid @immasiddx]

Startup idea: A flashlight app, but turning it off costs $99. 😭

[bunnysayzz @bunnysayzz]

First day in #Cloudflare as system engineer 😍
wish me luck

[The Happy Smiler ⏸️ @artchad]

This might be the greatest short form vertical video ever made.

[JOE KAY @joekay]

your music taste tells me what I need to know.

[Microsoft Edge @MicrosoftEdge]

i OnLy UsE yOu To DoWnLoAd ChRoMe

[Jen Gentleman 🌺 @JenMsft]

This lives in my head rent free

[Shayane Lanni @Mrpcmn]

My soul is broken😭💔

https://t.co/T8dNAF3uPv

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes rock

[Noah Cat @Cartidise]

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[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

ELON: THE PROBABILITY OF MECHAZILLA CATCHING STARSHIP IS ABOVE ZERO

“It'll weigh about 250 tons. 

We'll make that lighter over time. 

So, you got a couple of hundred tons plummeting more than half the speed of sound. 

So, this thing is still coming in really fast. 

Pretty much down in a downward direction.

So then, they light the engines, so it's got to slow itself down very fast and correct any errors.

Whatever the X-Y error is when the engines land, it's got to take out that X-Y error and then drop the velocity to basically zero, come in between the arms.

The arms will be wide, and as it's coming in, the arms will close, go flush against the side of the vehicle, and the vehicle will be descending through the arms.

And those tiny little, you can barely see them, the little knobs, those kinds of lifting lugs will touch the top of the arms, and then it will hopefully not shear off and crumple.

Success is one of the possible outcomes. 

The probability is uncertain, but it is above zero.”

Source: @elonmusk, @Erdayastronaut, May 2022

[Steve Jurvetson @FutureJurvetson]

OK Boomers
In this iPhone video by @JCyrier from our vantage point to the south, you can see the sonic boom in the air at 20 seconds and hear it BOOM at 47 seconds. Incredible body feel.

“A sky scraper went into space, returned to earth, and parallel parked” - Sylvia Smith

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Mechazilla has caught the Super Heavy booster!

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

IT teams waking up this morning