scott hopkins

retired milf hunter

[Jacob @jacobraybould4]

No chance that was offside

[Ioan @ioanjames89]

Alex is that Mann

[Jacob @jacobraybould4]

Fuck The Rock

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

We were on a family holiday pls respect our privacy at this time

[Connor McMahon @ConnorMc96]

Gangsta him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 check the head nod he knows what day it is

[Jacob @jacobraybould4]

First pint on a Friday feeling

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

This meme perfectly represents me and for this thousands are mad at me

[The President 🇿🇦🇵🇹 @ThePrxsident]

If I wake up hungover and one of the boys is cooking up something like this I’ll have no choice but to hug him from behind, kiss him on the cheek and tell him I love him.

[scott hopkins @Mrrebound69]

@therealmissjo kevin spacey is a nonce tho

[Aled @AledJeaves]

For god sake not on good morning Britain

[DonnyDave the II @DonnyDave2nd]

Holidaying with the boys.

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

hi @UEFAcom im at west ham game. person who threw vape at player was you tuber called thong den. please ban from all game. cheers

[Absolute Chelsea @AbsoluteChelsea]

Frank Lampard:

"He would have been suffering a bit recently [due to results] because he feels it and he wears it and he’s a great reference point for the young centre-backs we’ve got in the team around him. I’ve got nothing but praise for Thiago..."

[via @ChelseaFC]

[steven Klopp @stevenKloppLFC2]

Sorry lads I'll do my zipper back up 😅

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

Decent back up to Aboubakar tbf

[Nightwave @iamnightwave]

Rhino Ket is back

[Fletcher ‘Fazza’ Johnson @FazzaJohnsonUK]

in honour of queen elizerbeth i will snort 96 lines of coke this weekend. god save are queen🇬🇧

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

monday in staff room. small talk about what we got up to at weekend. simon went for a walk in the lakes. pathetic. i got on the sesh. kidnap a small dog. caused havoc in estates around north east. been a menace. told simon i went for a walk too. saves the random drug test. mugs.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

@PaulMalignaggi do you want to find out ya soft shite

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

fuckin done it again. pay day. meet dealer. pay tick. he says he’s got rocket fuel. bastard. gets is every time. tick another 3. work at 7. hear birds outside mocking me. sure one of them called me a daft cunt. staring at ceiling. lass snoring. havin danger wank then kip. night.