Rodney Porter

[Rodney Porter @Mrrodporter]

Current mood on the first Friday since @benjamingrundy and @azzwright dropped the finale.

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@Michael7ucci @MsMelChen What dots the average bookkeeper make at a accounting company

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@BasilTheGreat Uh… the guys standing in back are mannequins. They don’t move at all. There’s like some kind of wavy filter over this video that makes them look like maybe they’re moving but I’m saying mannequins.

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Uh… obviously fire trucks fault. Van was in the same lane of travel for about 40 yards while slowing down and then comes to a complete stop. Two seconds later… probably over two seconds but under three… fire truck hits it head on. Thank you for your attention to this thing that bears no weight to your life in particular.

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@benjamingrundy Bro… your last few posts got me worried you’ll be recording Inescapable from an Australian jail cell. If that’s not bad enough the sound quality would be terrible. Alternatively… there are many US states that would love to have you.

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@elonmusk It’s better than Lunarville.

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@nntaleb @foundmyfitness You might be right. I’m not smart enough to prove or disprove you. But it’s difficult and conflicting to take health info from a chubby guy. Ya know. But this is just a comment from a friend of mine who is also into cycling.

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@TheBabylonBee Now waterboard him until he tells us how to uninstall.

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Who is responsible for banning tesla dealerships in Salt Lake City? One of the worst air quality cities in America. Is it the Miller Group? A combination of dealerships? Lobbyist? @elonmusk

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I don’t think you got your dues tonight? @elonmusk

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@azzwright I get a kick out of your Utah area pronunciations… they crack me up. It’s you-in-tah not uni-tah. But don’t let that stop you. It’s much more entertaining the way you pronounced it!

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@Timcast 1010?

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@barstoolsports She’s right but she was an asshole about it.

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@azzwright 🤣😂😈

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@lexfridman @lexfridman you interview so many people and cover so many topics… what comes to mind first?

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@RyanAFournier 🤣🤣 everyone staring at their phones wishing the cringe would go away.

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@X @elonmusk Is there a way to view video in pop up display when using other apps or using the web browser? Or can it only do pop up display while in Twitter?

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@barstoolsports Based on hair and her latest knife video… he would be Guile or Blanka and she would be Cammy. Checks out.

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@barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors @onXmaps Hotter than a sauna? I have a steady stream of sweat in the sauna. He’s barely glistened. However… I hope he gets one.

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@barstoolsports I didn’t know Michael Cera (guy in brown pants) was working security now a days. Right on!