Allison Benson

I’m made of True Crime 🔪 & Wine 🍷 • Dog Foster Failure 🐶 • Crazy Aunt 🧜🏼‍♀️ • Fairy Godmother to CJ Tronnes 🧙🏼‍♀️👶🏻

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

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[ian leonard @ian_leonard]

A quick look at the forecast…

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Thanks Wine & Crime for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 5,622 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/vL1U0ojVKW

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Thanks @mirandalambert for spending 2,251 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Actin' Up. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/wbOceUxe0k

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Loose dock floated down to our area. #CoonRapids fire and #BrooklynPark fire trying to get it secure.
#news #localnews #brooklynparkmn #coonrapidsmn

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @atwwdpodcast: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/vsodZ87GqK

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

All other social platforms today: Kaput.
Twitter:

[American Foundation for Suicide Prevention @afspnational]

Stop scrolling. Simply observe your breath. 💛

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Why does this hit so close to home?
#ShutUpAndGiveMeCheese

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I told my wife we could go out to eat absolutely anywhere she wanted.

She chose a Mexican restaurant so she could order queso.

Girls don't want to be wined and dined. They just want to eat their body weight in cheese.

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

So clever. Nice one!

[XBOX @XBOX]

Zoom in on the lady bug

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Gate Opened! Bring on the Ominous Ocean in #BestFiends - Download FREE - https://t.co/zpsgkbbYGs via @bestfiends

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Haha I’m doing this for 5 diamonds just thought you should know. @Frozen Hills #BestFiends Download FREE @bestfiends

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

Why am I yelling at my tv?

Because, I’m watching Pandemic on Netflix and I’m Pro-Vaccine. 😬
#VaccinesWork #vacinnate #pandemicnetflix

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

This so far is probably my favorite. #BillMurray #forthewin #SuperBowlLIV

[🪜The Movie Ladder Podcast🪜 @LadderMovie]

Great timing for that #SuperBowl ad! #GroundhogDay

[Cyrus McQueen @CyrusMMcQueen]

Trump just ran a commercial touting the fact that he freed one black woman from prison... I wanna see the commercial where he finally frees thousands of children from cages... #SuperBowl #SuperBowl2020

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

@TwitterSupport we are having problems posting in chrome with a tweet that has pictures. Any insight? We already updated the browser to the latest version?
#Help

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

😆 #gotitans hopefully my picks this week do better than last week. #AFCChampionship

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

When the Titans hand it off to Derrick Henry...

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

The Tremors movies are the Sharknado movies of the 90’s.
#netflixandchill #bingewatching

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

I have not picked my teams well. All the teams I picked have lost.
#Vikings #Texans #Ravens

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

“To kindness and love, the things we need most.” - The Grinch

#quotestoliveby #thingsweneedrightnow #ChristmasSpirit #ChristmasMovies

[Allison Benson @MrsABenson]

You know what I like about the Grinch - he doesn’t go anywhere without his dog. 🐶
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I am on board with that.
#ChristmasMovies #Grinch #ilovedogs