Alexandra

Iowan home-body

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

THAT BASTARD GOT AWAY! Fuck you peekachu #GottaCatchThemAll

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Here I sit in my front yard playing #PokemonGo at 24 years old #gottacatchemall

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

I mean I'm not judging or anything but you had snack time after lunch time but you work out. #Hope

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Bills burn holes real fast , but when you legit try to burn your bills .. They won't light. #wtf #bills #grownupprobs

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

I #dontgetthingsdone because of snapchat .

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Your pretty, but I won't feed you tacos.. I'll feed you chicken wings .hashtag BLM #thingshesays

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

When your dog gets up to go potty then goes back to the bed .

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Can't tell you how excited I am for the tweeker and his chickens to be gone next door #Iowa #evicted #finally

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

You can't be a pot head on a diet. That doesn't work.

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

At some point husband did told me last night steak and eggs for breakfast, now he's going into work early #lies #sad

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

I'm telling myself I won't drink on week days ...it's Monday and I hate the world #firstworldproblems #alcohol

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

@Franners8 yup next time I go I'll have a u Hal #colorado

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

@Franners8 good luck you'll love castle rock it's where my mom grew up !

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Been off work for 8 days , ready to get my hands back in some hair 😃 #stylist #greatclips #MoreMinutes

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Malia Obama went to Lollapalooza with secret service because she's just like us. (Kind of.) https://t.co/BBXQaxxnoi

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Growing plants is kinda of like children, makes my day when they aren't rotten 😂 #thoughts

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

When your husband makes pancakes 😍 #SundayMorning

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

#SundayMorning clouds,Netflix, relaxation.

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

Went to #CO this week, got asked where Iowa was. #um #Iowa #proud #stupid #ourgeneration

[Alexandra @MrsAlexxOrt]

IM BACK TO THE BIRD WORLD #TWEETTWEET