Alternate Me.

I read books, when I’m not binge-watching movies everyone thinks are boring.

[President Emmanuel Adeagbo🇳🇬 @EmmaAdeagbo]

What will happen to you, if you wrote this in plain English, so that the rest of us can contribute to the discussion, eh?

And it feels like an interesting story o.

[President Emmanuel Adeagbo🇳🇬 @EmmaAdeagbo]

Nigerians begging Femi Otedola to open the comment section😂:

[boxy @boxypiper]

Some of us are headed into a season where we won’t be able to stop winning even if we tried.

[' @M0tion_001]

Confidence so high, I know I'll be posting "GOD DID" before this year ends.

[g @34rths]

Tomorrow I will mold my day to be a good day with my bare hands and the world is mine and I will have an awesome time living life and I am full of love and I will get my spark back and I will be like the plant that grows through concrete

[cooper @marnieapologist]

i could pass a lie detector test tbh. i don’t remember a single thing ive done

[Labisi✨ @milkyroa]

Everybody talking about The Office and Friends meanwhile Modern Family is literally up there as the best sitcom imo

[t @londonstheory]

son what the FUCK

[Design Queen 👩‍💻❤️✨ @TheRuqayyah]

lol they will bury “my enemy” before salary week comes 😂

[yatharth @golu_molu_bacha]

odysseus (me) arriving back in ithaca (my flat) after the odyssey (work) and seeing penelope (my pc)

[RecruitmentPQ @RecruitmentPq]

If you are writing a cover letter, NEVER open with:

• "I am writing to express my interest"
• A summary of your CV
• Why you want the job

Instead, open like this ↓

[bels | coin$, career + community @growwithbels]

I just refreshed my French proficiency exam study doc! If you’re looking for a free, high level resource to help you prep for the TCF exam (for Canadian PR or otherwise) you can start here https://t.co/E4yAxOXf1P

[Ğëᗰ𓂀𓋹♊︎ @nana_adwoa36]

Don’t you guys think king Herod misunderstood his daughter when she said she wanted john the baptist’s head?

[AKORA Bathsheba Opesikah Amardey-Wellington @Opesikah]

A gentle reminder that your soul mate can never be a MALE LAWYER.

[Uglyboy_OJ🐉 @Chrisoj_]

The absolute worst genre of movies have to be musicals

[mikel🧑🏾‍🦱 @splashkel]

+1

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

SO NOBODY TALKS TO THEIR DAD SIDE OF THE FAMILY ???????????😂

[Nyaburi 🐝 @Nyaburinyauma]

I applied for a job last week and they rejected me almost immediately. Three days later, the owner of the company emailed me asking why I hadn't shown up for work. I thought he had the wrong person. I replied: "I think there's a mistake. Human Resources sent me a rejection on Tuesday, that's exactly why I didn't go." He asked me to forward him the message. A few minutes later he called me. "Do you remember the man who was sitting at the back during the interview?"

[Ms. BANKE (H.R.H) 🇨🇦 ☎️ @Bankemaestro]

What’s gonna heal you right now?