Alyssa Murray

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@SarahScheeneman 😍😍😍😍😍

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

We’re took sick to get our washer fixed today (we have a fucking cold by the way). And now we have to wait ANOTHER MONTH. So excuse my French but screw you sears.

Sincerely,

a desperate mom of 2, under 3 with more laundry to do than you care to know

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@SearsHomeServ well, maybe I’ll get attention here. This is the SECOND time my washer that is less than 3 years old has broken in under 6 months. This is also the SECOND time I have been without a washer for over a month. If you have kids, you know that just won’t do. Well…

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

I have two… who happen to be sick with a cold and I can’t wash their laundry. Or mine unless I haul them and my laundry to the laundry mat. I was supposed to have a technician come today who took it upon himself to be mine and my children’s healthcare provider and seem that we

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@kdage_ You aren’t alone! My youngest is 1.5 and I still don’t have the energy. I know it needs to be a priority but when you are literally just looking to sleep… you aren’t alone❤️

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@jennatalia37 Kale and sausage Olive Garden copy cat

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@SarahScheeneman Mine is all hormonal so I can eat just plain lettuce & wash my face 6 times a day and my face is still shit🤣

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@SarahScheeneman & you have such nice skin🙄🤣

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@kdage_ ME! A minimum of 3 times a day😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

I’m not a dog person what so ever but I have literally contemplated it for that reason alone

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

When loading the dishwasher what do you do with the dishes…

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

If you bought my kids a toy with more than 2 pieces in the last year….. kindly go fuck your self

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

I have honestly seen greys anatomy 18+ times and every single time Derek dies it hurts just as bad as the first time. And then I can’t stop watching but the show gets shitty.

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

I’m taking a break from drinking for an undetermined amount of time. I felt a pr-summer liver shock was needed. My kids have NEVER pushed my buttons harder🙃🤣

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@DrewScheeneman @coryjmurray Drew the people spoke. It is in fact gross..

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

Eggs in the microwave

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

I’m just going to say what no one else in Escanaba is saying. Where can I get a good manicure and pedicure in town?!?! Like use the cheese grater & cuticle cutter all day long. Retweet to save my fuckin nails.

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@KamilleFritz5 🤣🤣🤣

I’ve seen attaching a 20g IV catheter to a 20cc syringe and having them try to blow it out work once!!!

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@KamilleFritz5 Interesting 🤔

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

@kdage_ They work 3 days, off one day and then 3 midnights. And meal prep and stock your fridge with your alcoholic beverage of choice🤣

[Alyssa Murray @MrsAlyssaMurray]

If your spouse works at the paper mill and you have children you know exactly what I’m saying here.

FUCK HELL WEEEEEEK