The Amazing Potato Balloon

Life begins with tacos

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil Look look look look we have to have something to live for

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil 😂😂😂😂

[Uzay Murat @uzay_murat1]

Ormanın kralı aslanmış hadi canım onlarda kim demiş...
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[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Being a Midwesterner is coming to terms with the fact that there will be many times where you may accidentally apologize to a coffee table after running into it or wave at random strangers because it felt like the right thing to do. Don’t apologize for being you.

[Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9]

Happy Birthday to Michael Jordan. #Chicago

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Name something that feels Midwestern but isn’t

[William Shatner @WilliamShatner]

Condolences to the family of David Soul. One of his early roles was on an episode of Star Trek Original Series.

[Buddha Project @JoshBulriss]

"Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace."

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

People

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil Kitty had a nicer quince than I did

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil Noooooooo

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil Wait! I thought Mexico was paying for the wall? Or is that talking point over! Or are Mexicans flying from their country south of America to a country north of America to get in. It's the above ground Mexican railroad

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

I only respond when he posts about me or talks about me on TV...and only a fraction of that. He probably watches my movies on repeat which may be why he has so many typos. (Slippery fingers from lube and KFC)

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil I wanted a wall of milk crates to use as a bookshelf

[Charles Baudelaire @baudelairesbot]

strangeness is a necessary ingredient in beauty.

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@JewelStaite This could fall under the category of "enjoy life more"

[Melissa Navia 🚀 @melissaCnavia]

Kangaroos are giant jacked rabbit men proficient at hopping and boxing and no one talks about any of this enough.

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@desertsoleil Whaaaa?

[The Amazing Potato Balloon @MrsAmyLW]

@xanderberkeley @SpiroAgnewGhost The money he promised from Mexico to build it will be coming in any day now

[Charles Baudelaire @baudelairesbot]

I seem to be eating memories.