I used to think people who got up extra early before all their kids to have a silent cup of coffee were crazy. But I get it now. I get it. That quiet moment is magical and gives you powers. #MomLife#Coffee#QuietBeforeTheStorm
So you have 3 kids. At what point do they go to bed like normal kind human beings and not complete devil children? Asking for a friend. #MomLife#DoesItGetBetter
How do people get their toddlers to share a bedroom and actually sleep at night? Cuz mine just stay up giggling and talking to each other until they finally pass out around midnight. #Help#NeedSleep#ToddlerLife
When you’ve been looking forward to some peace and quiet after a long weekend and then find out the buses are canceled and your daycare called in sick. #MomLife#PartyOfFive#MoreCoffeePlease
Baby is sleeping. Daddy is napping on the couch. 4yr old and 2 yr old are playing quietly with each other. Mommy sneaks into her room for a quiet and HOT cup of coffee before they find me. #MomLife#Hiding#QuietTime#DoesntLastLong
It’s snowing like crazy today. Everything is covered in white. It makes me want to cuddle up and watch Christmas movies. Even though it’s January. #Snow#ChristmasVibes#Winter
My husband says I drink too much coffee. Um. You try homeschooling a 4yr old, chasing a 2yr old and keeping a 6mth old alive. Personally I think I need MORE coffee. #CovidLife#MoreCoffeePlease#SendHelp
Someone is always crying - the kids, you, your husband. Someone. Is. Always. Crying. — Most accurate parenting advice I have ever received. #MomLife#PartyOfFive#Momof3#ItsUsuallyMe
So this is my morning so far: my husband took MY brush to Toronto with him for the weekend. And then I got my kids all ready to go out for the day and locked my keys in the car. #MomLife#TimeToGiveUp
When you are getting your nails done to match your dress for a wedding on the weekend and the chick beside you looks over at your black and red colours and says “We the North”. #Raptors#WeTheNorth
It amazes me that my baby has the talent to throw up and get it all down the front of my clean shirt and all over the floor but get none on herself. Not one drop. #Talent#MomLife
I saw someone talking on a pay phone today. Actually talking on a pay phone. Am now convinced I am in some sort of Truman Show situation. #Wtf#IsThisReal#TrumanShow
I just did a bunch of online shopping for my husband and my babies and didn’t buy one thing for myself. If that’s not will power I don’t know what is. #WillPower#Shopping#KidsComeFirst#MomLife