Mrs. Blankenship

Owner of Blankenship Boarding House. Lover of silent films and the occult. Former babysitter of little Mikey Myers.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Do you know why we celebrate Halloween?

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Wrong.

[Debra Strode @Debra_StrodeH6]

If Michael Myers returns, Kara will protect us.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

The voice is telling me to go outside and flip off that black-clad pussy.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Wrong.

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Laurie has the worst big brother ever.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Marvelous.

[Debra Strode @Debra_StrodeH6]

Oh, dear.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

This baby is so cute that I could just eat him up.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

He will not listen.

[Leigh Brackett @BrackAttack78]

Stay away from Haddonfield, you bastard.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

That drunk swindler hit Danny’s bike. He shall pay.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

That cannot stop Mikey Myers.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Marvelous.

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

I don’t think Dr. Mixter can fix that.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

I just heard a mouse urinating on cotton. Yes, I hear all.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

He’s a fool.

[Debra Strode @Debra_StrodeH6]

Timothy is a wonderful, wonderful boy. How could anyone not like him?

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

She’s a special girl. But she will not reach her true potential until she dumps that dastardly swindler, Tim Strode.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

He looks delicious.

[Janet Marshall @Janet_HMH]

I hate that dog! It’s so creepy.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

@LFilerman Wouldn’t you like to know.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Get this foolish little man out of my town.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Marvelous.

[Debra Strode @Debra_StrodeH6]

Oh, dear.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Let’s have a staring contest.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Marvelous.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Stay away from my house, you pussy.

[Mrs. Blankenship @MrsBBoarding]

Do it, Danny. Stab him. Stab everyone.