Austine Behrens

MAMA est. 2020 👧🏼👼🏼👧🏼 • Little blue fish in a sea of red • Pro-Choice, BLM, LGBTQ equality, vaccinated, and everything else liberal • Small Business Owner

[Austine Behrens @MrsB_2018]

@machinegunkelly my 3 year old is obsessed 🩷

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This actually did age well and I opened a brick and mortar 😂

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Did I *accidentally* start planning a brick & mortar business with absolutely NO means to do so? Yes. Am I going to be heartbroken when I can’t make it happen? Also yes. Lmao

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@Nikki_Bryant_ When Pinterest first came out, they only allowed a certain number of new accounts everyday so you had to register on the wait list until it was your turn!

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Remember the days when there was a WAIT LIST for Pinterest? 😅 #imold

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My toxic trait is that when one thing goes wrong on my vehicle I want a whole new one

[Austine Behrens @MrsB_2018]

Did I *accidentally* start planning a brick & mortar business with absolutely NO means to do so? Yes. Am I going to be heartbroken when I can’t make it happen? Also yes. Lmao

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Why can’t I keep up on housework? It’s literally impossible for me. But I also can’t stand my house the way it is.

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@mamamorgann I eat my least favorites first and save the best for last- so green, yellow, or blue is last

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Built and published my website today, and okay I’m a little proud of it
https://t.co/ckFZiPXqtS

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@mamamorgann People definitely don’t understand growth spurts and cluster feeding and it drives me nuts. #antipuree

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@HAYSoffthewall It’s possible it was an SCH and not a miscarriage, if you never had a miscarriage confirmed by repeat bloodwork or US. Fingers crossed 🤞🏼

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@_mamanic Every Plate and Hello Fresh has saved my sanity!!! Especially because I can get them cheaper (with deals) than my normal groceries!

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Who tf let me pick out my kitchen aid mixer when I was in my teal/turquoise phase

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@yergirlheidi I also could never look at a baby and think “you look like a John” lol it just doesn’t fit for me. I will spend the rest of my life telling people how to pronounce my name, and it just is what it is

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@_mamanic Yes! Our space is so small but it’s so nice. I don’t have pics- it’s just a plain white table and two white chairs off Amazon!

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@That1teddygirl Ew, tongues

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Donna Kelce’s son is going to win the Super Bowl, no matter what. How wild 😂

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@mamamorgann Noooooo they absolutely can’t!

[Danny @kivlind]

Tuition at Dowling Catholic is $12,800. Reynolds plan allows for $7,200 vouchers.

Do you really think the poor are gonna come up with the $5,600 to cover the difference?

This isn't bout equity. It's about lining pockets and destroying public education.

[Austine Behrens @MrsB_2018]

No one told me how annoying my kid would be when I moved her to forward facing 😅