Sour Grapes

My grapes are raunchy. My legs are haunchy. perhaps you shall suckle, on my buckle. Follow for Follow or I shall swallow you deep in my extra-large gullet.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

New app Mrs Bauch Twitter. #LOL not really. What a titting waste of time.

[Tit Sadam Lick @SadamTit]

@MrsBauch black light color

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

What a great idea. What color are yours @SadamTit I forgot. https://t.co/XlZ0sSJYiM

[Tit Sadam Lick @SadamTit]

@MrsBauch you should just dye your nipple hairs ...

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Thinking about dying my hair green. That's still the color of grapes. #GrapeGrope @SadamTit what do you think?

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

@SadamTit is my lover. He eats animal dung in the toilet bowl. Eat a mashed pootato

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

@SadamTit will eat those #turnip pies he experimented with or I will discard of them

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Perhaps my and little bongo will eat turnips on Saturday with and juggle but to the hol

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Tickle my tot @SadamTit and eat my cranberry juice. On Wednesday or on Dongle Day. Who knows when. #applesauce

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Spreading #mayonnaise on my gravy.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Not sure why @SadamTit is obsessed with #applesauce when he is supposed to be baking pies. Or at least #gambling

[Tit Sadam Lick @SadamTit]

@MrsBauch my applesauce recipe is 1/9677th Apple and 9676/9677ths slug diarrhea. Add 8oz of E. Coli for flavor.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Griggle Graggle Groogle #Grape @SadamTit like to lick an ape. Perhaps it isn't white?

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Gravy on my #grapes for thanksgiving.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

100 followers. @SadamTit I'm catching up.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Animals eat #applesauce with @SadamTit on his weekends.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

Grapes are high in cholesterol. Or maybe that was @SadamTit 's #applesauce recipe.

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

I could get stuck on Twitter for about the life of a grape. #wasted time

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

My pet snake just slithered up my anus. #tickle

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

My answer to everything "🍇" #Grapes and #applesauce

[Sour Grapes @MrsBauch]

"Because it smells like poupie tastes like peepee! Because I'm loving this song." - Diarrhea Sandwich by lady @SadamTit