Brittany Thinks

Humor, Opinions, Satire, Positivity.. Whatever comes to mind 🙃

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Why is whenever I’m waiting for the elevator, an older white man comes up. Waits for 2 seconds and then hits the button I’ve already pressed? Like it’s not going to come quicker.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Cops who flash the warning lights? Y’all the real MVP

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Sometimes I swerve on purpose so other cars stay away from me.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Whenever someone advertises their garage sale, I always zoom in to see what they’ve got. Not because I want to buy, I just want to know what they own.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

I go to the gym with my old shoes and a busted ass water bottle. Why? Because I don’t need to spend money to look cute to sweat. I’m not here to impress you, I’m here to impress myself.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

**isn’t

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

The other day my mom told me it that it is okay if I stay overweight because I am a mother. Being a mom is an excuse. Unless you have an underlying issue, it’s a choice to be overweight. #fatloss #weightlossjourney #cico #motherhood

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Do I lift? Yeah, 2 car seats and my ass to sit on the couch.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

People think my passion is going to work, my real passions are being a mother and attempting to be a gym rat.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

People ask me fitness & nutrition questions and even though I don’t look like it, I can answer it. Fat loss is simple, not easy.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

My toxic trait is training legs on day 2 as if I’ve been consistent 🫣

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Community pages are so annoying- people are always so nosey.. “what is going on at the corner of 54th?” “When does the new Aldi open?” For the 100th time.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Why do people ask community pages things, that they can just Google?

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

“Roblox needs to….” No. You need to parent. Put down your damn phone and RAISE YOUR KIDS.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

I hate when someone says to me “careful around this person today, they’re being extra moody & I just want to keep the peace.” Go address the problem. We are all adults, it’s not my job to regulate someone else’s emotions.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

“I have no time!”
You have plenty of time by sitting on your ass just to mindlessly scroll. Go get your priorities right- go for the walk. Go clean your messy home. Go play with your children.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Why do all women who get divorced from a man in their 30’s start dating women? I’m genuinely curious.

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

A man who truly loves you, heals you. But now that you’re skinny, all of a sudden he’s toxic? You’re not a bad bitch for losing the weight, now you’re just a bitch. #semaglutide

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

Why are all these women taking semaglutides to lose weight and then divorcing their husbands calling them “toxic?”

No babe, he loved you when your mind made you hate yourself because of what it saw; but because now you see yourself the way he saw you to begin with, he’s toxic?

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

No one messes with @JellyRoll615 like that! I know #bunnie is about to slide in there and GET HIM! @WWE #wwe #JellyRoll #SummerSlam2025

[Brittany Thinks @MrsBourdeau]

I find it funny how people refuse to use the new name, but insist on using the dead name. #GulfOfAmerica #GulfOfMexico