leah branham

Power, time, gravity and love. The forces that really kick ass are invisible. Also, one of the most white girl dancers ever to grace this planet. #facepalm

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Remember Shark Tank Season 2:Episode 8? Guess this is what a garbage wedding looks like 🧐🤷🏼‍♀️ #27Kaveragewedding #itwasactually10K @kevinolearytv

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Your grandpa was in the trenches so I think you can get in the bushes my friend.

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

When you’re having a rough day and something happens that makes it all worth it. #mybestfriendisbetterthanyours

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Dream of being a model but you’re too short? Get into sales. It’s the same thing. Get paid for being pretty. People buy things from attractive people, it’s just science. #salesgamestrong #mytwocents

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Also, if they don’t use WTF for the Mr. Clean line of products, there’s no hope for them to connect with our millennial-meme-loving humor. #mrclean #procterandgamblepatents

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

P&G out here trying to patent ‘LOL’ and other acronyms. What?! 😂😂😂 We’ve moved on honey! Emoticons are where it’s at!!
#procterandgamblepatents #lol

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

P&G out here trying to patent ‘LOL’ and other acronyms. What?! 😂😂😂 We’ve moved on honey! Emoticons are where it’s at!!
#procterandgamblepatents #lol

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Me: Ewww.....a dead animal carcass in our yard!!
Our dog, instantly: CHECK OUT MY NEW GO-TO FRAGRANCE GUYS!! CHECK THE LINK IN MY BIO!! ❤️❤️❤️ #dogmomproblems

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

I damn near about fall asleep online clothes shopping for my husband. Like, “oh look, it’s another grey/blue button up shirt” 🙄🙄🙄😴😴😴#makemensclothingmoreinteresting

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Anyone else stressed when the number of door swings doesn’t equal the number of girls washing their hands versus the number leaving? #washyourdamnhands

[leah branham @MrsBranham]

Me: Wish my brain & phone were connected so I could tweet while driving
Jensen Huang, leader in AI: Say no more fam
Me: