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. @Lin_Manuel Have you see the Vax'n 8 vid of My Shot?! A bunch of Medical workers singing about the importance of vaccination for Covid-19. It's amazing! https://t.co/7gT3c6vZsI #COVID19#hamiltonmusical
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my Christmas gift from my husband @iantyson1975 , a 2014 Subaru Crosstrek XV in Muppet Orange. I give you my new car, Scooter! I'm such a fortunate woman!!! Thank you baby!!! https://t.co/mHfDtsl8Ma
I just have one question; Who is the person that opened the Fortune Cookie back in January that read "May you live in interesting times"? It's enough already! #2020