Mrs B & The Poo and Chop chops.

Prissy Princess and evil mastermind plotting world domination, hindered by her fat, simple minded sister. Now with Chop chops the dog blundering in to life!

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Yesterday I had to say goodbye to this little munchkin. She was my best friend, my shadow and my companion. I'm so heart broken and it's so painful. But she is now in peace. Sleep well my little Rio bee. Love you so much.

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Rather enjoyed my gift wrapped laser guided poison pellets. Now, what to use them on?

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Harnessing the radiation of the microwave, because the bloody dog ate the cable to my generator. I've got missiles to launch the little sod!! #CatsOfTwitter #evilcat #takeover #dogs #baneofmylife

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Hey mother cluckers! IM BAAAACK! my stooooopid human lost the log in details and I couldn't be bothered to tell him. Also 2 years ago....they got a bloody puppy!!!!😩

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I kick ass at call of duty! #playstationskillz #CatsofTwitter #cats #Cat #badass

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Quick Gin and tonic before I attempt a coup!#coupskillz #ginandtonic #CatsOfTwitter #catsofinstagram

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You've heard of the bucket of water trick?well in my game,I'm the water and my claws in your face!#cats #CatsOfTwitter #trickingskillz

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My pet human has wrote some poetry about my sister and i.Have a read and share.otherwise he'll sulk,which annoys me!
https://t.co/RO6vTBeVyG

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"Beware of the Cats" by @vocal_ent https://t.co/FYWXB9XSmh

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Im lying here thinking...why does dog meat take soooo long to BBQ? #cookingskillz #bbqskillz #CatsOfTwitter #cats

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The fat ones doing her best Cornish pasty impression. #CatsOfTwitter #cats #fatcat

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There are worse things than monsters under the bed! #hidingskillz #CatsOfTwitter #cats #catsofinstagram

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@kittyupthecurt1 @kittyupthecurt1 Gizmo should become a member of my special stealth assasin team "The deadly claw squad" silent but deadly. Puuuurfect!

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This is how you sneak into a top secret facility!...stealth training on the garden fence. #Ninjaskillz #balanceskillz #CatsOfTwitter #cats

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Yesterday it was mine and the fat ones birthday.she got a gammon.i got a bazooka!#birthdaygirls #CatsOfTwitter #birthdayskillz

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Just finished 200 reps...having a rest and then back at it!#liftingskillz #CatsOfTwitter #gymlife #weightlifting

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I really need to look at security at the entrance to my hidden base...its laughable, although full of tantilising treats!#CatsOfTwitter

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Just testing out a new ignition explosive device of my own design...the waiting is the hard part!#explosionskillz #CatsOfTwitter #cats