As Ever Mrs Dorothy Merton

So, what first attracted you to the millionaire Paul Daniels?"

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@mazijm @WatchmanOwl @DailyMail At least the father didn’t do a $100 million Netflix deal.

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@donaldlabour @UKLabour There is no evidence that 450,000 children have been lifted out of poverty yet.

[As Ever Mrs Dorothy Merton @MrsDMerton]

@floboflo No they didn’t you humongous fibber.

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@LairdOfTheManor She’s like a demented pug.

[As Ever Mrs Dorothy Merton @MrsDMerton]

@bphillipsonMP Commy twunt.

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@tykestakeonit An even more disgusting event was your birth.

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@TomiLolaMoments You’re nasty, you grotty human.

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@MeghansMole She’s an elderly woman. Stop being a grotty human.

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@UKLabour What did the PM know about Mandy then?

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@sales_belinda @Ofcom How do you get through life?

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@Keir_Starmer You want women and children to be safe but employ Mandy a friend of a convicted paedo who SA under age girls. #Resign

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@GBNEWS As if anyone is gullible enough to believe a journalist from the Daily Fail.

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@GBNEWS So the leaking begins… #FOHarryandMeghan

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@sales_belinda @Ofcom How will you get through life if this offends you pet?

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@BBCNews #FOHarry and #FOBBCPropoganda

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@Momrocks50 #FOHarry

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@narindertweets @ZackPolanski @TheGreenParty You should ask him if he can hypnotise you to make your saggy tits perkier.

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@nancytsidley Charity: 10% effort, 90% press coverage.

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@ITVCentral

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@MrMaximilan