Mrs. Doc

Yes I married him...

Turns out after 20 years he grows on you

I'm told mold does that too...

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

62K followers is a lot.

But it also means I can't give everyone attention.

Subscribers are different. I actually show up for them. $2/month, more jokes, I crawl your feed.

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Someone needs to tell you: You chose integrity when the easy path called, you found a way when there seemed to be none, some days the showing up itself is the victory. You earned every part of this win.

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

I get to share his account but you can read it for free too

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

My current read on Audible: "In the Lives of Puppets"

It's like story time while you work and drive!

This one is a delightfully funny book set in an oddly dystopian future.

You can get it free here: https://t.co/iFSX7Nt1z6

If you're a Prime member, you get 3 months free #ad

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@DocAtCDI Pinocchio? but in reverse?

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

my lesbian friends bought me a gold timepiece for my birthday

I think they got confused when I told them "I wannna watch"

#DocAfterDark

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,”

“Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE!"

"SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[Mozart’s Dee @MrhughLthebest]

“Peace begins with the simple act of forgiving people”

#artist #painting #Art #ArtistonX #smallbusiness #happyartist #painter #acrylic
#peace #Myart

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

not a good idea to be eating cereal reading this!

[Amy Reynolds @Amy_IsStillHere]

The Laughter thinks cereal is a consolation prize. Sugary milk soup for the Least Likely to Succeed.

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@Fishengal11 pretty!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

Same.

I've started @MrsDocAtCDI a jam-based diet.

Figure if she's going to be preserved, She might as well be spreadable.

its #DocAfterDark SOMEWHERE :)

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

I've been hearing that hundreds of flamboyantly gay men are getting tickets for Trump's UFC fight on the White House lawn 🤣
Let's Make America Gay Again

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

this is not a joke:
A very dear friend of mine in California is sitting by her adult daughters side in ICU after her daughter was hit by a bus.
I dont have any other details except its been over a week.
If you have a spare prayer or some good vibes to send to Patty's daughter, Id ask you to send them

Please

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@DocAtCDI saw the mouse just so you know!

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

This picture will distract Men because of the large Breasts

This picture will distract Women because of the large choice of Doughnuts

The real weirdos
will notice

the mouse on one of the doughnuts...

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@Amy_IsStillHere Momentum doesn't wait for consensus.

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@Smil3yAngel Your Emotional Support Canadian card is fully valid down here. We need all the support we can get right now, honestly.

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

Borders are a hell of a thing to let get in the way of basic human decency.

Thank you @Smil3yAngel for not letting them.

[Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️🦋 @Smil3yAngel]

I've been taking a lot about Canada lately, so I want to remind my American friends, and friends from around the world that I love you all, too.

We all need to come together to fight for every human's rights, regardless of where they are.

We are all #StrongerTogether

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@Amy_IsStillHere Three details.

That's all it takes.

And suddenly you know everything about her life.

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@Amy_IsStillHere ok thats...

locked you up where?

was the plushie at least cute?

[Mrs. Doc @MrsDocAtCDI]

@Amy_IsStillHere The Laughter knowing everyone's an idiot but still showing up anyway?

The whole human condition in a podcast.