Mrs. Don Shift (buy his books)

Alternate account of Don Shift. Author & Ventura County Sheriff veteran. Post-apocalyptic junkie. No official endorsement.

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@Donshift3 is out of jail.

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@DolioJ @4nt1p4tt3rn Those are some sad boobies

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@DolioJ I have one of those and I like it.

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@StraightLineUSA Yeah, but that beer wouldn't be a craft IPA (or some other gay shit).

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@DoomerTapes THAT’S HOW YOU TURN IT INTO A MACHINE GUN!!!
-T. Boomer McGee
USAF VIET NAM ERA VET 73-75
8H000 WE PROTECT WHERE YOU SLEEP

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@BudLightSadness Nah, you're doing the right kind of spoiling.

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@JoelLoren1 @FrantizekPaul My college "girlfriend" was bisexual and transitioned FtM. She had been molested as a pre-teen. I tried to explain her curiosity about body/facial hair, etc. was her latent heterosexuality trying to express herself but Big LGBT was in full swing then.

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@6Voodoo As long as I don't have read about Based Strong Female Pilot or Tank Officer Character.

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@Rank1Apples Are you a 12 year-old autistic boy?

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@Rank1Apples @Trav_A_22 I told you she had a penis

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@WomanDefiner IT’S THE GODDAMN STARBUCKS AND AVOCADO TOAST, NOT THE ECONOMY! PULL YOURSELF UP BY THE BOOTSTRAPS! THOSE INDIANS DON’T COMPLAIN AND DO JUST FINE.
-T. Boomer McGee
USAF VIET NAM ERA VET 73-75
8H000 WE PROTECT WHERE YOU SLEEP

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@Rank1Apples I take mine off when it’s on a helmet. But I usually leave it on when I’m going handheld.

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@Rank1Apples -T. Boomer McGee
USAF VIET NAM ERA VET 73-75
8H000 WE PROTECT WHERE YOU SLEEP

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@lovemylife81 Baseball is a sport and football is for drunk retards who shouldn't vote. 😃

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@Snakeeater36 It’s a shame Beaver didn’t get wet yesterday

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@4nt1p4tt3rn Blaming "muh feds" gets the average person off the hook for not organizing and doing something useful.

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@4nt1p4tt3rn Just use a bullet

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@fivegeedubya Heckin’ Nazis bad! Took over. Meanwhile Franco and Mussolini weren’t bad. Franco a good guy, really.

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@BlackthornDF

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@4nt1p4tt3rn Her “veteran”