DrunkMrsClaus

I love Drew Carey, brown liquor and Drew Carey.
Spiders. Spiders all over me.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

Bye Twitter. If you go away tonight it's just like when I got blackout drunk and peed on my meighbor's labradoodle.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

We're back. I hope Drew Carey can come see us.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

It's not Santa, it me and it's Bbourbon. Bhahahahahaga

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

Every year I want Drew Carey to come down my chimbley and THiS is what shows up. FmL

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

Oooopsie daisy.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

https://t.co/Lnaid3zRxJ

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@DrewFromTV I love you

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

This is a REAL ALPHA MALE. My god magcnifcent. ❤️

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@elonmusk You're so fucking stupid.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@sleepydosen It's if @MrJoeIconis head was on Mr. Roger's body. Nice cardigan

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

I'm a fuckibg star.

[Deb Miller @mylilacgirls]

An evening of unsurpassed holiday cheer in ‘The 13th Annual Joe Iconis Christmas Extravaganza’ at NYC’s 54 Below https://t.co/zrw9FCMi7n via @DCTheaterArts

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis Check out my rack

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@54Below @MrJoeIconis @_AnnieGolden I look so thirsty in this.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis @ljplayhouse You should take out all of all the fucking flute music in all your shows. It's problematic.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis @ljplayhouse You work at Paneara? Holy shit

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis Hey Joe. Assholes and Casseroles rhymes.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis @54Below FAMILT PROUD

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

Left: nicest celebrity I've ever met
Right: rudest celebrity I've ever met

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

What the fuck kinda stupid question is this?

[Maker's Mark @MakersMark]

Best season for enjoying bourbon:

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis I did Nazi that coming.

[DrunkMrsClaus @MrsDrunk]

@MrJoeIconis I don't think about you when I'm drunking. So all the time.