Heather she/her

Extraordinarily ordinary. I’m not very good at knowing things, but I understand things exceptionally well. She/her/replyguy

[Heather she/her @MrsDsOddities]

Dear Everyone,
Just because a few dudes wrote something down a long time ago doesn't make it
A) True,
B) Applicable to modern society or,
C) An appropriate way for you to add structure to your thoughts and behavior.
Love Always,
Mom

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@altonbrown That was only three postits

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@altonbrown Will there be a Thanksgiving special on YouTube this year?

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@altonbrown Which is better, sausage gravy or bacon gravy?

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@altonbrown If I doubled your candy corn recipe, would that be enough to fill a pumpkin shaped cake mold?

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@altonbrown How bad is velveeta, really?

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@altonbrown Ugh, I can’t believe you’re making me go look at the news

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@altonbrown I’ll ask. What’s the question?

[Heather she/her @MrsDsOddities]

There is a notably low number of immunologists on the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices. The number is zero.

[Heather she/her @MrsDsOddities]

From what I can tell so far, Restef Levi would like us, as a nation, to collectively f*#% around and find out. Which leads me to believe that he be swimmin in those sweet sweet insurance industry dollars, because they are the only ones who would benefit

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@altonbrown

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@altonbrown Just in time for pride month, good thinking!

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@altonbrown

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@altonbrown Guacamole?

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@altonbrown

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@altonbrown Still have a copy of this one on my bulletin board. Good daily reminder

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@altonbrown Second option: don’t talk about food at all. Just talk about respecting human beings, basic human rights, your thoughts on voting, how checks and balances work, you know, whatever

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@altonbrown How to find/acquire healthy food when all the options around are garbage, even when you don’t live in a food desert. Also, food deserts.

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@poetastrologers Matt Bellamy

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@ronnui_ I will die on a hill of cavatappi

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This was, by far, the best #LastBite show I’ve ever seen
#altonbrownlive