Miss Emily M.

LMT, MLD-C, yoga, and corrective exercise. Aspiring novelist. Lover of giant dogs, dinosaurs, science, history, archery, cooking, and baking.

[Miss Emily M. @MrsEmilyR]

@elizawonders @RonFilipkowski Google is leftist propaganda, or something like that.

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@RealCormacE @theliamnissan If he hasn't lost them by now, they're probably not going anywhere.

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@myahsmommy0624 @theliamnissan Right? And WTF is "Coco Chow" supposed to mean?

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@theliamnissan If everyone around you is an untrustworthy asshole, maybe it's not them -- it's you.

Or in this case, both.

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My dog, Jax, just threw his metal water bowl and I immediately got up to refill it.

How the Hell did I end up as Pavlov's dog in this relationship?

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@ONASICK1NE @emzgiordano_ @StarboundTruth @Sturgeons_Law He doesn't know any more than we do.

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@TanyaEverywhere @justinbrodzik14 @sextoyspolitics @AP My doctor disagrees.

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@justinbrodzik14 @sextoyspolitics @AP It's performative bullshit. Forget why it's a problem -- why is it necessary? I'm certainly not abusing my meds. Has my diagnosis changed over the past few months?

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@0xKruzr Some people misuse it so it's now a scary and dangerous drug that we need to be protected from. You know, like weed.

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@tme_toni @MarcEsquondolas @Doctor_Eric_B Girl, you're a massage therapist. While there's nothing wrong with that, you are not a doctor. You're just a self-important idiot with internet access.

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@DonWill2023 @aaronhoyland @Laydee_El Their ideology is a fragile house of cards that can't withstand scrutiny, opposition, or critical thinking. If doctors are wrong about COVID, what about cancer?

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@SpoonieGal @aaronhoyland @Laydee_El To point and laugh at the stupidity?

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@JeaneTa43378466 @chrismitchqc @TheSnarkTank99 @JoJoFromJerz I can! Yours. I don't know what's worse -- the immediate jump to bigotry or the utter stupidity of conflating human and seahorse anatomy.

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@JeaneTa43378466 @Ursidae89 @chrismitchqc @TheSnarkTank99 @JoJoFromJerz Oh, and you're wrong about "they/them" too.

https://t.co/UN5lXUVgtF

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@JeaneTa43378466 @Ursidae89 @chrismitchqc @TheSnarkTank99 @JoJoFromJerz You were a teacher? Wow. This is a textbook opinion.

https://t.co/nEQmxhKEvE

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@CuStack45 @Rand0m1yRand0m @AllenNext @PeImeniPusha https://t.co/82zgeglZAH

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@RoyHavens @viewsfordays @OliviaTroye Oh, I get it now -- you're an idiot. Sorry. I never would have bothered if I'd known.

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@raptorgirlSK @Garcticall @JoJoFromJerz Hypocrisy and stupidity.

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@MarkComstock20 @TheSnarkTank99 @JoJoFromJerz Dude, you retweet Madison Cawthorne. You wouldn't know the truth if it bit you on the ass.