Lara

I'd rather be eaten by a dinosaur than deal with this crap.

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

This video... broke my brain. http://t.co/Yl2GCk4Ucd
#breach #jack #EDM

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

#hotdish means friendship. @rayZorsex

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

@rayZorsex #atmosphere's #bobseger this is all things that are good http://t.co/KmMRGVKjt6 @atmosphere @rhymesayers

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

I can't get enough of #lindstrom today. So techy. So euro. So good. #EDM
http://t.co/GscVR0gQ0D

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

@rayZorsex I'm sure your qual went fabulously. Here. Have this photo to lighten your day.

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

Every time I see a picture of a puppy I think "my life would be so much more complete with a puppy." And then I sigh deeply.

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

@rayZorsex

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

Finally listened to #yeezus. It's good. If you like auditory corporal punishment. Nothing gets me more pumped than being yelled at by #kanye

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

You don't need to email me to tell me I've unsubscribed when I've unsubscribed. That's exactly why I unsubscribed.

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

The wedding industry + gays will probably allow for a CA economy surplus for forever. That's just good economics. #prop8 #equality #cali

[Upworthy @Upworthy]

"Lawmakers, either get out of the vagina business, or go to medical school." — @WendyDavisTexas #SB5 #vaginabusiness

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

Can't wait for my #bestie @rayZorsex to get back into town. I have so many inappropriate things to say and no one to say them to.

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

#thingsyoushouldntdo: give yourself a gel mani when you're a bit drunk. Too shitty to leave on, too hard to remove. Child-like nails it is!

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

Sometimes I have a really hard time understanding the #trends. What is Just Inst Opten? Oooh... Justin's Top Ten. Makes me appreciate spaces

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

@BenCurry9 I'm concerned with how interested you are in other people's weight loss... and your new obsession with Doctor Oz... #twitterfail

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

"I'm glad to have had a hand in your moral downfall" @rayZorsex #truefriendship means going #straightohell together

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

Everyone always says I'm being dramatic when I refuse to have a connection through #SFO but this shit happens every. goddamn. time. #delayed

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

@Fab has basically the best customer service ever. Suspiciously good. Hmm... what are you giving your employees? And can I buy it on #fab?

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

http://t.co/pTF6Tgs5PG HOW AM I ONLY FINDING @lucasnord right now?! I feel like a musical failure. I've seriously missed out. #runonlove

[Lara @MrsFentonMewley]

It's odd when you realize an old friend is getting kinda famous and you just freaked out bc you have to pay a deposit due to shitty credit.