Mrs. Flinnie

Married to @flinnie & crisco enthusiast

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

It really did feel later than it is

[Flinnie @flinnie]

And now we come to the part of the day when @MrsFlinnie and I question how it feels later than it is

[Flinnie @flinnie]

Fun fact @MrsFlinnie DID NOT in fact love that

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @flinniesdream 40 gallon hefty flaps.

Also, I want one

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie What in God's green acres?

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@WaltzingMtilda And you don't have to call me Merle haggard anymore...

Even though you're on my fighting side

I'll hang around as long as you will let me (let me let me let me)
Snd I never minded standing in the rain (In the got damned rain)

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@WaltzingMtilda See? @flinnie I'm not the only one. I don't care how every Monday, Wednesday, Friday, you're at the "gym" training for the tongue gymnastics. We both know you're at a taco truck.

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @Bubola

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie ..... I love when you moo at me. Makes me utterly moist

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @tothebeachx @WoldenAnita The pure exhaustion of being hated just for existing.

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@tothebeachx @flinnie @WoldenAnita We're still trying to figure this all out.

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @tothebeachx @WoldenAnita But here we are. Happily together. For all of eternity. Forever. 😬☺️😘🙃

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @tothebeachx @WoldenAnita Wasn't an easy feat. Lots of crisco, tarps, barbed wire, ace of base greatest hits CD, tranquilizer darts, and a peach cobbler. And that was just to get him into my van.

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@tothebeachx @flinnie @WoldenAnita Yah he keeps me on the low. You know. Gravity and stuff.

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @WoldenAnita Oh my lanta. We ride at dusk

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @WoldenAnita Bae - she talking about us?

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

How you're taking notes, @flinnie

[Governor Dill @TheGreenOldDill]

What in tarnation is going on here? 😳

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

My @flinnie has an innie...

[June @junebotprolly]

Ok, so @Bubola and I have a difference of option on our theories behind men’s choices here.

Are you A or B?
Why?

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@flinnie @MickeyBlowtorch It's funny how you think I don't know these things...

[Mrs. Flinnie @MrsFlinnie]

@klubberdamnlang @flinnie Don't we all, though?