Elisa Morgan

"Every day confirms my belief of the inconsistency of all human characters and of the little dependence that can be placed on the appearance of merit or sense."

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

Airwayanna isn't Grande

[G @stevensongs]

Make a band have asthma. I'll go first:

Wheezer

[Golden @GyFwks_HldnClfd]

We’ve made it.

[Golden @GyFwks_HldnClfd]

@BladeoftheS Fascism doesn’t mean what you believe it means.

[Walker Zombley @robbobert4]

The dress code for Congress should be tar and feathers.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

*brought

[Little Stevie On The Prairie @StevieOakley]

Gen X-
The only Generation that became 30 at age 10, and is still 30 at age 50

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@Mr_Clutch888 @JradRabel Same

[3DrakaiNa 👻 (G.A.N.G) @3DrakaiNa]

It's hilarious people believe this. Yeah, they worked for their Lords for 150 days a year, but do you know what they did the rest of the year? Made EVERYTHING they own from scratch.

It wasn't 215 days off a year, it was zero. Need clothes? Make them from scratch. Need bedding? Make it from scratch. Need tools? Make them from scratch. Have livestock? Work and maintain them 365 days a year.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@rdassaly @proetrie I do not think that means what you think it means.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@denali_96 @RealCandaceO Did you not see her grab her crotch and then sniff her hand?

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

Wow.

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

36.Twitter files continued:
"THE FIRST AMENDMENT ISN’T ABSOLUTE”
Szabo’s letter contains chilling passages relaying Democratic lawmakers’ attitudes. They want “more” moderation, and as for the Bill of Rights, it's "not absolute"

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

TANSTAAFL

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

He fired 3/4 of the employees. Now he’s planning to starve the rest of them. He’s failure incarnate.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@seacheo Unfortunately, it didn't work that way for the Roman republic.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@ZubyMusic And hella sexy.

[Golden @GyFwks_HldnClfd]

@MailOnline This morning, I sent my friend a text to say I'd be late coming over. She replied with a thumbs up emoji. I've been shaking since she sent it, and I've had to go to my safe space to recover.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@iamcardib End the Fed

[Foundation for Economic Education @feeonline]

The ways the government fails are as diverse as breakfast tacos.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@BrewerNahtanoj We were just there last week and were inspired to watch Apocalypto again.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@emunson68 @JradRabel This tweet is underappreciated.

[Elisa Morgan @MrsGyFwks]

@AWinderNewton "I don't support mandates, but here's a mandate." Inconsistent politician bullshit. As usual.